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Season 7 of West Wing is such a downer.

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My favorite pet of congressional hearing is asking a non “yes or no” question and asking the person to answer “yes or no”.

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Saw the Netflix Frankenstein movie. Still processing. Disappointed but may be due to the hype. Definitely loses some important stuff from the book but may be a good movie overall.

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Is there any real reason we couldn’t just say the Blade movies happened in the MCU, introduce Ali as Blade’s son, blade dies for the next generation and Ali takes up the name and mantle and we go from there?

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Now the speed dating company is texting me but it’s like a form letter like they weren’t just pressing me?

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Why is everyone pressing me today? I’m getting sass from a speed dating manager. “You said you were interested, what changed in the last few minutes?” Maybe I’m just not free Friday. Let me breathe!

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I hope that I never live a moment in my life gleeful that someone is dead.

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@slye Did you leave the girl that wears short skirts for her?

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The karaoke bar didn’t have the first three songs I wanted to do. Have to do a hard Elvis song just because it’s one they have.

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It’s just odd how the first three Jurassic World movies are them seeing what releasing dinosaurs on a facility does and then replicates that for good. Also that clone girl indirectly caused the death of so many people.

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@handslikevapor Y’all getting options?

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I just bought tickets to UpDating @ Oxnard Levit... https://t.co/8e4ew2Dzod via @TicketWeb

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@RealTruggler Mine was the conversation when Clark asks him if he should have let the bus load of kids drown and his dad said “Maybe that would have been better.”

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@MCUFilmNews From not the MCU? What meaning would that have for Tom Holland Spider-man? Why not have him just meet his universe’s Gwen Stacy?

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@banxities I get random follows and a few post likes from obvious OF accounts. I assume it’s a marketing thing.

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@PopCrave He goes, “e-with that thing above it-c”

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I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

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I still say in the summer in LA more businesses should be open 9PM-5am than 9am-5pm.

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I was out of the gym sick for awhile I forgot that leg days make me feel nauseous after. Need to start doing them Friday nights so it doesn’t affect work.