Crystal Emms

Eff off Pauline

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Why doesn’t women’s clothing having pockets? All my husband’s jumpers and pants have pockets - all I get is fake pockets. If I had more pockets I wouldn’t need a handbag. #pocketequality

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@PEPChasDrDave Almost 4.5 hrs. Ok, all is forgiven.

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@ania_kryska @PEPChasDrDave Same. It’s the only reason I come to this cesspool- to check when the podcast is late. Makes Saturday morning housework way more tolerable

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@jaimepantss Facebook is how I discovered you - and now I have spent most of the day on your YouTube channel. I’m watching videos about things I have 0 interest in, but you make them interesting (and freaking hilarious)
This 40 year old woman quite enjoys the fart noises

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@JoJoFromJerz @shaunjlawson It might not be your current president’s fault entirely but your country sure has played a part.

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It’s hilarious when people say ‘stick to music Midnight Oil not politics’ ummmm have you even heard one of their songs that isn’t political?
#bedsareburning

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The debate around the Voice is depressing the hell out of me. And I’m not even indigenous. I feel like the hate and fear is so much stronger than it was in the SSM debate.

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@AngelaBelcamino Well she’s not on Twitter begging people to pay $3 a month to subscribe so …..

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So is platform even called Twitter anymore?

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Just logging on to see if Twitter is still a thing

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Even I know you gotta keep your bat on the crease

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@RoseyO56 @BelindaJones68 Well that explains a lot then

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@RoseyO56 @BelindaJones68 When did I say women are 100% right all the time in fact if you bothered to read my reply instead of just having yours loaded up ready you would see my criticism of Cash. And you’re clearly a woman who wants to pick fights with random people of social media I hate ppl like that

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@RoseyO56 @BelindaJones68 I never asked you who you voted for. I don’t care who you vote for

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@RoseyO56 @BelindaJones68 You’re being played - read some news that Murdoch doesn’t control.

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@RoseyO56 @BelindaJones68 I disagree, women are enraged and rightfully so. I’d rather a politician that doesn’t play the political game and actually says what they feel. And the only weaponising I see is from your mates in the LNP. Let’s also not forget Cash and denied all knowledge of the complaint.

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@RoseyO56 @BelindaJones68 Now Karen, I mean Rosey, if you think swearing is a reason someone shouldn’t run in politics then every single politician everywhere better resign.

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@sharonbacon1964 @SenatorThorpe Because abbreviating ‘staying’ to ‘stayin’ just screams pedigree and class to me 😳

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@Andy47115414 @Qldaah @SenatorThorpe Anyone else noticed the random numbers in these Twitter account names that are attacking Lidia Thorpe?