Crystal Vales

denver/Boulder copywriter cum digital marketer doing things. follow me on substack.

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 🥳

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@CoreyHutchins Who ever said that living in a rapid adoption technology era meant that basic shit will work. Ever see Brazil? And we now know that these technologies are asymmetric and individual personalities control their ascent to their own advantage and in pursuit of their own interests?

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@Margford44 yeah relaxing is a set of things just like work is. hydration, cbd for anti-stress with a workout + endorphins, green tea l- theanine, lion's mane adoptogens and just anti-oxidants through out the day. veg/fruit etc all combines to make for stress resilience

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@Margford44 yes yes yes, though let me tell you about asmr + cbd grrrlll

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@jimbcbs4 @CPRMarkus so handsome..😁

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@ByClaytonDavis your cinema references kinda suck man

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@johnbearwithme No kidding lol

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@SkylerMcKinley Omg learn to cook!!

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@SkylerMcKinley Another reason to leave Denver! Not walkable and the city would never fix the sidewalks

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Can’t imagine people around the world looking at the United States today and saying “I want a political system like that.”

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@Margford44 Like you don’t reach that status without neutral time I hate online shit—is everything a transaction?

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@Margford44 One guy said that to me, barely knowing him and if I’m going to get some take out and chill? At his house.. plz

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@nfergus @spectator Wait now, hold up there. I thought you said that this right wing cult of qanon was happy to spin yarn in their conspiracies after trump lost. They’ve now successfully translated into action. One could say a failed beer putsch. What now, still an 1860s populist wave?

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@Margford44 Don’t you yearn for a state of uncomplicated-ness? I do. 💙

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@Margford44 It will be ok 👌 glasses can look cute

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@SkylerMcKinley Haha wow blink and you’d miss that

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@ehernandez Sorry Elizabeth, hope you are ok..

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@BrandonSpano When the monopoly on data access is owned by a company completely uninvested in helping customers. Could that be, because they control the price of the internet market wide?

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@Margford44 Psiatica is the worst!! Let me know how it goes. Still think about trigger point to stimulate healing. Massages help with inflammation of muscles:

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@Margford44 Sounds like you could use trigger point. Helps a lot