Crystal Willy 💕

Professional Cook, Singer/Songwriter, Anorexic Artist, Siren, Motorcycle Enthusiast, Einstein, Long Walks on the Beach...wait...what??

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

@fortunefunny 🎶My man's a weenie man. He runs a hotdog stand & he sells most anything from hotdogs on down. One day I'll join his life. Hotdog! I love my weenie man!🎶

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

@jherrerx My Dad worked for Border Patrol & I constantly heard about people dying with their children trying to cross the border especially during summer. A lot of people will go and leave water/food for them, but not enough obviously

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

Trying to rob my house would be like trying to rob a Goodwill

[Anna Merlan @annamerlan]

If a pro-life politician crowing about today’s decision ever paid for your abortion and it feels like the right time to talk about it, my email is [email protected]

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

@hipsterocracy I exactamundo all the time ❤️

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

I don't want to say I want to die, but.......

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

not giving me pussy because i’m gay is homophobic btw

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

The lady in the stall next to me was taking a poop, so I farted to make her feel better.

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

@Talk_To_The_Hat No it's a glory hole

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

❤️ you Dad.

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

As a chef, my favorite term would have to be "quick pickle"

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

I just went to look up a recipe and typed "porck" instead of "pork". Bitch, take a nap.

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

Have you ever seen a grown person digging in their ass in public? Quite the spectacle.

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

Not to be extreme, but I will literally kill myself if we don't hang out..

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

I will NOT put pants on to appease my neighbors. Welcome to the SHOW, everybody ! #Buttcheeks

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

@paige182

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

Let me put some make up on so I can make ugly faces

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

I feel like your public debut on television is NOT the time to flirt with the idea if hats work for you or not. You look super uncomfortable. Why did you do this yourself? I would tag a specific show, but this is literally every reality show.

[Crystal Willy 💕 @CrystalWilly]

I'm so sad and I'm barely keeping it together. My brain is such a mess and I just break down crying as soon I try to talk about it. It's just so.many.things. This will just serve as a reminder lost in the ether, I'm sure..