Crystal Evans

I’m just here to procrastinate

[euronews @euronews]

Earlier this week, authorities in Krakow said in a Facebook post that a woman called them to report a creature sitting in the tree across from her house.

[euronews @euronews]

When animal welfare officers in the Polish city of Krakow were called out to a sighting of an unusual animal squatting in a residential area, their initial reaction was this must be a late April Fool's joke. https://t.co/z5hU5H6YkG

[Crystal Evans @Crystal_1999]

@hosierehab It doesn’t sound romantic more obsessive so hopefully its Clark saying it to Hope or it will lead to a (long awaited) breakup 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Icona @iconawrites]

I don’t want to “grow up”, I want to *shrink down* until I can live in a teapot and sleep in a mint box padded with some wool I nicked from a grandma’s knitting bag and eat apple tarts with the gnome couple that lives in a hollow tree.

[zae @itszaeok]

baby you gone do whatever i tell you to do

[Simone Giertz @SimoneGiertz]

I built a chair for needy pets that always want to sit next to you.

[jacquie 🧍🏾‍♀️🐈 @jacquieotag]

I wish we interrogated they way we talk about age. Because tying your self worth to being young is so damaging. The largest proportion of our lives is being “old” so believing you’ve got to do it all in your 20s doesn’t leave much room for.... living.

[spider 🕸️ @widowsmikaelson]

call me josie because i have a phat crush on hope mikaelson that’s not going away anytime soon

[ell @frublle]

if a girl is too drunk to say yes or no or if she ‘gives in’ after saying no multiple times you’re still part of the 97% btw lads xxxx

[Mirk @MirkanYerlikaya]

25 years old and I’ve never experienced being sexually harassed or assaulted in my life. Now ask that to any 25 year old girl and I guarantee 99% will have experienced harassment. That’s the problem. Im seeing men trying to make this situation about them, it’s not the time.

[macy @alphamacys]

if the police put as much effort into taking our reports and concerns seriously as they’re putting into arresting the women at the vigil tonight maybe we wouldn’t need it to begin with. #ReclaimTheseStreets

[Sofia Carson @SofiaCarson]

BREONNA. TAYLOR.
#SayHerName

[Tony Nelson 🏴‍☠️🎶 @bigten82]

@xannikinsx This shit need to be said right here👇👇👇
I will go farther; "Educate your fucking son so he doesn't assault girls"

[benji @benjaming1205]

cleaning cleaning in
the sims

[PAUL HASSALL @BLAKESCREWE]

@karlaadam Young women turn up to protest about a poor woman being murdered by a Met officer and they get strongly harassed, so what are the police actually learning from the tragedy? nothing it seems

[Karla Adam @karlaadam]

Scuffles break out at Clapham Common memorial for Sarah Everard as people chant “arrest your own.”