Crystal Henson

Small business owner. Jill of all trades. Wife. Mother of boys.

[Crystal Henson @Crystal_Henson]

Motherhood is:
Waking up to the fact that your toddler is picking your nose with his big toe.
#motherhood

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@davidalter @BodogCA 17:03

[DR. Angel Canela @angelcanela]

Where do they all go when WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook go down.

[Slayerfest 98: A Queer Podcast @slayerfestx98]

Good morning here’s everyone in the MCU havin’ a dance to our new favorite song bc why not

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@FedEx #glitchinthematrix

[Geeky Waffle Network @Geeky_Waffle]

Today we are all Leslie Knope.

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Me, watching my postman drive by and not picking up my #USPSpickup.
Later I'll receive a "Pickup Successfully Completed" email, while I stare at the parcels still waiting.
@USPS @USPSHelp
(I appreciate you guys, I really do, but this isn't the first time this has happened.)

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@TheOSNStan @Walmart @amazon Or limit quantity per credit card/address?

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@finglehairy @LunarEquinox Maybe some kind of purchase limit per credit card/address?

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Me, to myself after round THREE of trying to add the PS5 to my cart and checkout before all the scalper bots snag them @Walmart

[XBOX @XBOX]

The one.

The only.

Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway.

Follow and retweet with #XSXFridgeSweeps for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.

Ends 11/04/20. Rules: https://t.co/4P5hCSBPcy

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I can see several people I know, their homes leveled. Almeda Fir Fly-over. https://t.co/fTUQxrfKvH
@MedfordALERT #TableOverpassFire #ObenchainFire #GlendowerFire #AlmedaDriveFire #Medford #Ashland #CentralPoint #EaglePoint #WhiteCity #Phoenix #Talent #Jacksonville

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@MedfordALERT Down to Level 2 now.

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@MedfordALERT

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@KelleyMcNallan @MedfordALERT Not seeing CP evac orders except from the chatter. (Individual notifications.)

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@OriginalSin33 @HackerScotty @pufisgod @HustleBrandWre1 @Kluutch

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#BombCyclone

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Just lost my patio umbrella, this is no joke. (It was weighted AND had strong wind resistant joints.)

[Breaking Weather by AccuWeather @breakingweather]

A #BombCyclone is barreling toward the western United States & may be the strongest storms to hit the region since 2010: https://t.co/xICRtpPh1k

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@breakingweather Just lost my patio umbrella, this is no joke. (It was weighted AND had strong wind resistant joints. Southern Oregon.)

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@dgSHiFTCodes Thank you, #keydaddy!