icy mami 🇵🇸 💎

Gemini. Shit Poster. Expect nothing; be ready for anything. Isaiah 48:22. Your Drunk Wine Aunt

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

I'm everything I am, because you loved me. 🕊️

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

THISSSSS

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

I’m feeling like I want to overspend on flavored coffee and then spend some more on delivery.

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

Woke up, checked my banking apps thinking it was Friday. 🫠🫠🫠

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

I need a Valium and like yesterday.

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

The more I drive the more I fucking hate taking Ubers, supplementally.
Because why take a highway known for traffic instead of the backroad? 😩

[‎‏ً @grandekordei]

cardi must really love latto like she ain’t apologised this much or given anyone else this much grace

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

I just did a quintessential NYC subway move on the NJT train and the native Jerseyans looking at me like 😂😂😂

Y’all drive from 17yo, I’m not new to this, I’m true to this. 🤣🤣

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

Yk what’s funny, some white dudes act prejudice, like there are names they can’t say, ethnic names.
But let these white dude be sports fans!!!
Oh they’ll be like ja’von-tavioury jones scored big last night.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[VIRGOAT🎂🖤 @LeekonFleek24]

@CbfwVeeze Mojo jojo. I was your lab assistant, present when chemical X was created & you really replaced me? 😭😭

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

If I get anymore buzzed imma start questioning the legality of this. My bundle for reference

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

I bought those kind patches, it’s like hour 2 on the first ever use and I’m
Bouncing off the fucking walls

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

I got lovingly scolded by a mom I respect on Mother’s Day. 🤭😳
The ABSOLUTE last thing I expected. 😂😂😂

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

White guys wearing hoodies and jeans in mid-may, in New England is the global warming sign you didn’t know you needed.

[Egyptian Iris @Egyptian_Iris]

Us millennials always remember the ptsd of waking up to adult swim at 3am and hearing the ending Fukai Mori by Do As Infinity. We would try to go back to sleep but get sucked into another episode or two

#digitalart #DigitalArtist #inuyashafanart #sesshomaruart #patreonsupport

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

someone tell him that we want what he wants, too

[ً @prinkasusa]

Men can't manage to be friends with women without ending up developing feelings... but, somehow, they can be in a whole relationship with a woman without feeling a thing.

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

Being on a diet around foodies, is like being a recovering alcoholic at a frat party

[icy mami 🇵🇸 💎 @Crystal_Stachs]

I feel like most last names make fancy boy first names.
Let it cook! Tell me I’m wrong 😌

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?