Crystal Pope

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze

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I'm full of love, and nobody wants it. *sigh*

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The pin like touch of a daddy longleg's spindly, crooked leg makes me shudder with revulsion & terror.

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we've all had crushes we very strongly regret

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Exfoliate your body twice a week to help smooth rough skin and activate cell renewal.

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It hurts my heart to see you cry. - Rascal Flatts

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I love you, three words that mean the world to me.

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Just when my mind found the answer, my heart changed the question.

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In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

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maybe we're all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie ur shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

[Crystal Pope @CrystallPope]

All this month when a waitress asks me how I'd like my eggs, I'll tell her to nog that shit.

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It takes patience to fully debone a kitten, especially when it is still alive.

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Many things are better left unsaid.

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5 kinds of fear: - panic - terror - 15 missed calls from mom - "wrong password" - "we need to talk"

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How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them.

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I'm dying to talk to you, but I'm just going to sit here in hopes that you'll start the conversation.

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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

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*dies in flappy bird**throws phone across ocean**drops out of school**kicks a dog**becomes meth addict**burns house down**dies*

[Crystal Pope @CrystallPope]

I love you means that I care enough to fight for what we have and that I love you enough not to let go.

[Crystal Pope @CrystallPope]

If school hasn't made you consider being a stripper once or twice, you're a liar.