Crystal Smith

Burrito binger. Cat queen, Swiftie, hummus lover, Prozac advocate, Second City sucker, 12th man.

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@DrKJMurray @taylorswift13 Seattle show ROCKED me. So damn good.

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@missargmericana @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 THIS IS EVERYTHINGGGG. I NEED FRIENDS LIKE THESE!

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@Chicago_Scanner Right by the police station :-(

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@SwiftieOG So f*cking over it.

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@blakemn @Ticketmaster @taylorswift13 I need to know what that PLUS actually is. I am assuming like 10k added to that. Ughhhhh.

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@Chicago_Scanner the closest thing to traveling we can get with these ticket prices :-(

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@JakeMac14 @britneyspears @TMZ Straight up meth, right here.

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@Espin0za01 @Chicago_Scanner Ugh. so sorry. I was just reading about all his victims. Scary stuff.

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@Apple can we consider creating a temp password for iPhone that we give to criminals once they take our phone and demand code? A man just got shot in the head twice b/c he didn't provide his password. We need to fix this.

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Elon Musk just bought Twitter for 44 billion dollars and I just fished a wet $5 bill out of a Chipotle toilet.

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@thepartypope Trying to find this exact pattern online!

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@charstarlene Cap'n Crunch used to KILL ME as a child. And adult tbh.

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@RLopez15thWard Can you also pick up all the criminals while you are out and about?

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@itsticox Miss him.
#DARKMANX

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@bertkreischer The security guard who thought Tom was a secret shopper at the fancy coat store😂

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@TheFancyFriend I was just saying that! Imagine hiking the Hollywood sign and hearing this? ❤️🙏🏼🔥

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@simmnfierzig I LOVE that SNL gave her the full 10!!

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@charstarlene SO SICK !!!

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@osirisleo9 1000000%!!!

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@jazzibemoody Shit is crazy!!!