Keshan Singh

I am doing 1000 calculations per second; they are all wrong

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This app is making me sad. I will be saying goodbye and returning to my other job besides tweeting, which is playing wide receiver for the 49ers.

[cam ☾☼ @catboysasuk3]

I can’t believe it’s almost the end of august. just as noah kahan predicted

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

As ICE "withdraws" from Minneapolis, remember, they killed 2 citizens, abducted little boy in bunny hat & terrorized residents for a month. And still couldn't provoke riot to invoke martial law.

Will go down as one of great non-violent displays of resistance in recent US history

[Keshan Singh @Crystalvibes27]

@linusgsebastian @fenixamy @n0tstock @thommo477 @bestpinoza @eevblog I don’t know if anyone has actually said this
To be registered voter you need to show an Identification of some sort. We already check during voter registration, this argument used by the right to add more artificial barriers voting, more barriers tend to keep out certain groups

[f👀b @Foobadoo1]

*Guy who just bought every stick of RAM in the world* People shouldn't use their own computer. They should pay to use my computer. Guys you need to use my computer. Guys use my computer. Guys please

[Shayan @ImSh4yy]

Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed
Woke up and it had:

• Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance)
• Divorced my wife (I got the house)
• Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do
• Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person
• Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together
• The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it

I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best."

My credit score is 847.

We have AGI.

[Justin Wills @itsjwills]

It feels like the entire purpose of ICE right now is to instigate a civil war

[kasey @kaseyklimes]

I just got off a call with a friend in minneapolis

I didn’t understand how bad the situation is right now, I don’t think any of us outside MSP do

they were patrolling outside her window as I was talking to her

there are thousands of them

she (a white woman) now carries her passport with her when she leaves the house

our call was interrupted by helicopters

last year the ICE budget was $10B

it’s now $85B

this is coming to your doorstep soon

the silence of CEOs and even Democratic leaders right now is shameful. if you don’t understand how 1930s Germany happened, this is how it happened.

there’s nothing more unamerican. my grandpa manned a machine gun in the south pacific to fight this ideology. our constitutional rights are being shredded to pieces, and the powerful are bending their knee to it.

i don’t care about your stance on immigration, if you support masked thugs terrorizing american communities, pointing guns at citizens and demanding papers, entering homes without warrants— please, take a hard look in the mirror and reevaluate the dissonance with your american values and the freedom your ancestors fought to give you.

[Dan Green @DanGreenMN]

I don’t care what the circumstances around this shooting are. The one thing that’s clear from the video is that these ICE agents are incredibly untrained, violent, and have absolutely no clue what they are doing.

ICE needs to get out of Minnesota now. They are making all of us less safe with their recklessness.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Ozempic? Try Marlboro.

Prozac? Try Miller Lite.

Adderall? Try White Monster.

There is always a natural alternative to everything.

[blue @bluewmist]

to my 25 - 35 year olds, you’ve reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it’s too late. don’t let that energy rub off on you. it’s not too late.

[susa @prinkasusa]

“30 is so old.” you’ve only been here for three decades. in two of them, you couldn’t drink, rent a car, or even be fully responsible for yourself. please wake up. you are a FRESH flower in the garden of life

[Lukita @Aurexelle_X]

2 new balls spawn when 1 ball escapes.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Kindergarten schools in Dallas reached out to D’Angelo Russell after his 1-2-3 stat line to help kids learn how to count.

(Via @ESPMNBA)