Crystique

🏳️‍🌈💗 | if you’re racist/a total dick: I Can and WILL kick your ass.

[Crystique @Crystique117]

Not me and all my trauma— oh no

[Crystique @Crystique117]

@hankgreen Would carbonated pee taste batter than regular pee? This is a question that needs to be answered please and thank you.

[Prof. Michael Sweet @DiseaseMatters]

Back in day, travellers/explorers would draw what they saw. This is where many sea monster stories come from ie. tentacled and alienesque appendages emerging from the water - giving belief to something more sinister lurking beneath....however, many cases it was just whale dicks.

[Star Wars Stuff @starwarstufff]

can't wait to see this beautiful man again

[Stephen Kent @StephenKentX]

TBH seeing Boba Fett on screen for about 45 seconds is very on brand for Boba Fett

[Crystique @Crystique117]

This has nothing to do with the fact that I haven’t slept in 26 hours I swear

[Crystique @Crystique117]

Can I just shave off all my hair, it’s down to my lower back now but I’m kinda just… over it

[⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi]

Blue Murder

#Art by Olly Jeavons

[Crystique @Crystique117]

Honey’s and Homies is my new favorite term and no I will not be elaborating

[Danny Trejo @officialDannyT]

Machete finally made it into space, Star Wars! It was great working with Temuera Morrison and others on #TheBookOfBobaFett!

[⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi]

Hold On

#Art by Vladimir Chebakov

[Crystique @Crystique117]

6 am, haven’t slept, but my cat is cuddling with me so besties I think we’re okay

[Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck]

In D&D when you use Shadow Blade as a thrown weapon you are throwing shade.

[Crystique @Crystique117]

I don’t drink water for 4 days straight and then I chug two 40 oz water bottles in less than 10 minutes

[cat 👑 @pharmilf]

your favorite member of the fellowship of the ring says more about you than your zodiac sign

[ave @Avxni4]

Repeat after me, Padme is not responsible for Anakin's downfall. It was Palpatine's manipulation, the Jedi order not helping Anakin, and Anakin's own trauma and bad decisions

[finn / will @TaikaMilf]

frodo is so pretty

[Crystique @Crystique117]

January 3rd and my mind is still on The Mandalorian season three and YES it’s almost 2 am as I’m tweeting this