Why is so much money sent to the Elijah Cummings district when it is considered the worst run and most dangerous anywhere in the United States. No human being would want to live there. Where is all this money going? How much is stolen? Investigate this corrupt mess immediately!
Confession:
There's two types of people that I've allowed into my life over the years that have NEVER fucked me over.
Marines and Felons.
I know that's an odd thing to see paired, but it's true.
Been fucked over by tons of people but they were never a Marine or a Felon.
Somebody sent me a bag of candy dicks as a joke.
My 7 year old daughter found them in my car and asked if she could have them.
Absolutely not.
Fucking slut.
Have you ever noticed that feminists are always the chick that nobody wants to fuck?
We know where your animosity for men comes from.
From your barren womb because you look like Wreck it Ralph.
I’m sorry a 12 year old protesting so they can skip class isn’t gonna convince me to get rid of my assault rifles.
I fear a government that wants its people defenseless but I fear people who want themselves defenseless waaaay more! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY?!
It must be incredibly convenient to credit Obama with the surge in economy, but as soon as the stock market slips, the left cheers and blames Trump.
You can't be a pimp and a prostitute too.