Chris Calton

C² • Grounds Crew Leader at Brunners Lawn and Services • I don't play baseball at UC • Cincinnati • Las Vegas

[Chris Calton @CsquaredsTweets]

@KZontiniWHIO make it rain I don't want to work today lol

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#StripeSZN @Exmarkmowers
#turftracer #hitmewiththatfollowback

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@MarcoAndretti gonna be drinking some milk here soon #Indy500

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But ain't the MVP lol https://t.co/AalKtONdjz

[nick wright @getnickwright]

LeBron since GSW went up 3-1:
41-16-7
41-8-11
27-11-11
36-6-13
25-10-7
41-13-12
33-10-4
35-10-4
39-6-4
35-8-7
35-9-6
38-9-7
30-4-7
13 Ws 0Ls

[Chris Calton @CsquaredsTweets]

Big birthday shoutout to my dude @iambradcarter 😜

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@JohnDeere did some modeling today 😏

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@SN_Ohio @Jake_Long13 @getnickwright but still isn't the most valuable player 🤔

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Still don't get how lebron doesn't get the MVP every year. Best player on the planet.

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But they still blew a 3-1 lead... #fakenews https://t.co/iOZ84VC8zc

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Warriors have yet to trail in Round 2. 👀

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@EIGHT_THOUGHTS

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Mexico is gonna pay for everyone's bar tabs today @realDonaldTrump #MAGA

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Most lit song on @Spotify

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Everything our parents taught us is a lie 😕 https://t.co/azn8dOsV37

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people need to learn how to worry about themselves and not what everyone else is doing

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@ashley_latin #lard

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My bug killing hand is hurt https://t.co/mJ19fUffzT

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Life goals. Merica.

[Chris Calton @CsquaredsTweets]

#StripeSZN