Setchaba Ngomane

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

parents really ate with "one day you'll understand" cause one day arrived fr😞

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Nurse: “Before we help you … you have to test for HIV first” 💉

Me:

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Nurses every morning before going to work

[MALOME PAPI @murphygee5]

You will never buy yourself nice outfits if you keep putting groceries first.

[Blackbone🧡💙💚 @EmmiieTLO]

The only thing I learned from Jonasi is that Sundays are for braai. 😩.

[¶||ziizo✨ @ilovezizo_]

📍

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

Me looking at My crush knowing that if I make a move, she'll fly away

[Evans Msiza @EvansSiphoMsiza]

Good night 🤣

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Nicco™ @iLnico4real]

Me after going raw with a random girl I just met.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Hlabane Tebatso Matt® @hlabanematt]

Jonasi in a nutshell 😭🥺#ThePolygamist

[SHELTON @Lerutla_shelton]

South Africans to Yaya sithole ryt now 😭😭😭 #BafanaKaofela

[☠️Divinely Protected®️🇮🇹 @ian_mahlatse]

Sithole must've smoked El Chapo's stuff 😭😭😭😭

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

[Oyinkansola🎀💐 @Oyinkansol73072]

The baby is a Viking from Iceland,not mine 😂🍿🎥

[ChrisExcel @ChrisExcel102]

Our grandfathers never seen this amount of Whores we are witnessing right now…😭😭

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[—𝙺𝚊𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚔𝚊🌸 @Sizi_phiwe]

Kupholiwe, no text, no i love you, kahle kahle ngi scroller kuze kushise phone 🙃.