Crystal Roberts

Writer, reader, editor, fangirl. Chief Editor at @GeekFactorRadio and overall nerd.

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

@SenWarren your #roast of Bloomberg made my day

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

@SenWarren if you don't become president, you should do stand up. Or late night, I'm flexible.

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

Watched the last game of this tonight, it sucks that it's over! #birdsnestsoup

[Andy Baio @waxpancake]

In 902 days, HQ Trivia went from app launch to explosive smash success to complete collapse. At its peak in March 2018, it had 2.4 million concurrent players. It shut down today and laid off all staff. https://t.co/HJAYCsEg1Q

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

Goodbye, @hqtrivia . It was good while it lasted. #birdsnestsoup

[Devan Coggan @devancoggan]

My editor @jessicasara: Hey Devan, can you write up this fun Colbert Tolkien clip?

Me: Can I squeeze in an absurd number of Lord of the Rings references?

Jess: Um, duh.

Me: 😊😊😊

https://t.co/jKVMEunN2X

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

I want to be that friend who can always recommend EXACTLY the book you need right now. #goals

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

Genuine thought I had today: "If we can't count on Excel's Sort function, then what CAN we count on in this world?"

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

@Lin_Manuel have you heard about this???

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

@damonedwards Thank you!!

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

@damonedwards I'm excited to see your slides from #slcdevopsdays this morning!

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

Going to #SSTS19 for my first ever tech conference!!

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

@TwilSonic I KNOW it's so annoying!! Lol

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

Listen, you can defend torture, or you can defend the Constitution. Not both. The 8th Amendment explicitly forbids torture with all forms of cruel and unusual punishment. To defend torture is to attack the Constitution.

[Avengers @Avengers]

Thank you to the best fans in the universe for making Marvel Studios' "Avengers: #InfinityWar" the most viewed trailer of all time with 230 million views in 24 hours! 👏

[Crystal Roberts @CtheRoberts]

@HannerRix @StephDaFresh A couple of years ago, I would have disagreed... but now I'm in the same boat

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

As his name is not "Biggest Bird", we are to understand that Sesame Street is home to at least one, perhaps more, truly immense unseen birds

[Andrew Hawkins @Hawk]

Just so we're clear..

CAN play in NFL:
Steroid users
Domestic Abusers
Rapists
Accused murderers
Racists

Cant play:
Protesters

[Hannah Ricks @HannerRix]

"I can make your hands clap."
-Fitz and The Tantrums
-also the fruit fly orbiting my head

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Don’t sleep on the Graham-Cassidy “health care” bill. It will defund Planned Parenthood & cost millions coverage. We need everyone shouting.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I am a strong, independent woman. Also, thanks very much to my husband for dealing with this so I could go through the door it was blocking.