Jim Perry

Bringing the funk to a funeral near you. Check local listings.

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@Svengoolie I haven’t seen this is probably 40 years. Thanks, #Svengoolie!

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I can’t wait for @Apple’s #watchOS 10.4.1 to come out and fix the amazing battery drain bug. A little over 50% in under three hours.

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@s8n THX test.

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@CrazyCaptionWho Shaken, not stirred.

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@RenaMalikMD: I’d like to suggest an episode on your YT channel about polyorchidism (PO). And as a continuation, are there records of PO females? I did a basic search for a unique term, but found none.
Of the limited number of PO men, do we know how many are absorbed twins?

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@Froskurinn Interesting point.
Can I have my Big Mac now?

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Cannot wait for #FathomEvents showings of #LaFemmeNikita and #TheOmen, the best christmas movie ever!

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Had to delete a tweet from #20fucking14 to unlock my account, because weak people can be manipulated by the æther.
#WeAreDoomed

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Dear @TCM, 2023 is the 40th anniversary of “The Right Stuff”.

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Were those Leila’s feet‽
#ToonInWithMe

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@ArcherFXX
Beautiful tribute.
Thank you.

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Thank you, Amira, for winning for #FatimaAli.
And screw you @TopChefAmateurs for the Fatima title card at the end.
@GailSimmons

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“She made an oven out of snow!” #FatimaAli @TopChef

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@TopChefAmatuers
923 days later, flashbacks of #FatimaAli are still hard to watch on the show.
What an amazing woman and chef.
@gailsimmons

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Is it just me or is the coach of the US women’s Olympic soccer team #LiamNeeson’s younger brother?

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England lose on penalties.
At least the kid who lost it for England won’t be murdered, like he would if he played for a Central/South American team.
#UEFAEuro2020Final

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Please let John Stones middle name be Thomas.
#England
#UEFAEuro2020Final

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It must be a #UEFA branding requirement because no intelligent person would commit the #CardinalDin of typography and design by putting thin white text on a cyan background.
Or would they, @ESPN?
#UEFAEuro2020Final, I think. It’s hard to read.

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@nerdist Easy-peasy. Have a pizza in Firenze in sight of Giotto’s Tower.

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