EM-pathetic Oxy-moron

C/C++/554.365‧2ⁿ Hz, n ∊ ℤ, occasionally +c, c ∊ ℝ, or C+ | expect terrible STEM puns, computer science, #SepticPosting, #AbyssPosting & #TherapyPosting.

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Because of #stagflation, the #ShitPosting becomes #SepticPosting. Consider this a friendly reminder!

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

@ajty_dekadent Dopamine pathways burned to the ground. Running away to either past virtuality or to dopamine rush of doom scrolling.

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Oh, shit, littr is not working, @ajty_dekadent not responding, and I am loosing touch with reality. Living the virtual past rather then real life. Overheated, tired and falling apart. Nothing feels good, nothing taste good and time is just passing by.

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

IDK, maybe just asking whether she is looking for a comfort or solution and then providing the one she seeks. You all be acting like it is rocket science or astrophysics even...

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

Wife: <problem>

Me: <solution>?

Wife: I don’t want <solution>!

How do you get past this dynamic?

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Today's 9/11. Never Forget! #SepticPosting

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

I am assembling the entry-denied team!

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

I am not an astro-hoe but uranus and cancer are always a bad sign!

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Who the fuck is Jason and why I must dump him everytime I want to save a dictionary in Python? #SepticPosting

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Keep in mind that mixing the styrofoam (that is very likely the white stuff inside of the bust) with substances like acetone or gasoline will result in melting the styrofoam and forming a flammable goo-like substances, called napalm in case of gasoline!

[ABC News @ABC]

A 12-foot-tall bust of Elon Musk was vandalized in Texas, according to the owner of the land that the statue sits on.

Read more: https://t.co/ZeB9wHiMNv

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

King-dom cum? Good for them I guess!

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

...via Exposure therapy!

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Late stage capitalism: fuck everything you've ever loved! *Evangelionizes your hamburger*

[マクドナルド @McDonaldsJapan]

運命に導かれた3つのバーガーが
マクドナルドに集結。

エヴァンゲリオンバーガー
1/6(月)発売

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

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[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

A rookie mistake!

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

I was fine

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Did you F(L)OSS today? #SepticPosting

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

the ultimate alma mater is emo matters! #ShitpostingSomeday

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Me in the backrooms after 30 seconds. #CutePosting #AbyssPosting

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

smol

[⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒚 𝑯𝒊𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊 ⛩️ @deathbyhibachi]

Empty Inside

#Art by Tommy Devoid

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

@aiiooai I hope you get `DontDestroyOnLoad`!

[EM-pathetic Oxy-moron @CtrlAltAcnt]

Help! My likes get drafted! #SepticPosting