Harry Bittercress

DDalt, Tan Taldon, Harry Bittercress, Dark Snalton

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

@JustGlenning miss you too bud

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Oh, I don't know about that...duck is just a bird, right? #DuckBurger #WhatsInYourLunchbox #PoultryPondering

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

You know, people with mustaches and glasses get paid more. It's a study. Look it up! #ImBaaaaaaaack

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Welp guys, it's been fun. Bittercress out!

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Today's my cat's birthday. Well, he died last year but I bet you feel bad now. #RIP

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Pickle relish lasts forever. #ScopinOutMyParentsFridge

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

When I was in kindergarten I got sent to the Blue Chair because I called a brown crayon the "Poop Crayon". #NoOneUnderstandsMe #PoopCrayon

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

DON'T bring cookies onto my desk unless they DON'T have raisins in them. #OopsICrappedMyPants

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Sorry I've been so quiet lately. I'm spending the day at the Grand Canyon! #WhereAreTheFacesThough #SilenceIsGolden

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Meagan watch out I'm walking! Move! #MinistryOfSillyWalks

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

He's got webbed feet. He got GILLS, guys. #WaterWorldRules

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Just like The Little Toaster That Could

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

I'm too busy to know what year it is. #WeCameALongWayIn2015

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

*ACHOO!* Oh, excuse me...There's a whole cloud of germs right there...Maybe avoid that corridor. Heh heh. #ProductiveFridayMeansEasyMonday

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

See, yours are like mine, except mine are better. *crunch*

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Do you think they'd clone me? I'd jam with myself and it would be the worst band ever.

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

I just googled "How do I find my IP address?" AND IT TOLD ME

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

Where do I how do I find my IP address? Do I just google it?

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

I feel like I sound smart because I keep having the same conversations over and over again. I only actually know like 6 things. S-M-R-T.

[Harry Bittercress @CtrlDaltDel]

He like, really wanted to be a Beta. So he would like, go hang out at the Beta house. #SoNotABeta