andrew ruotolo

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@_mia_hyxy if this pops up on my phone one more time i’m going to find out who you are and feed you to a shark

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@Jessiekins i think you meant shot**

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@seyirnotlari 21 kg? squidward is 8kg, patrick is 12kg… first one 12x3 is 36 , second 12+ 12 = 24 + 8 = 32kg ..
8 + 21 + 21 =50 kg . i don’t understand how there’s any other answers lmao

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

If someone puts mustard in my potato salad we’re fighting.

Also i have a gun

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

*Walking in my managers office covered in throw up*

“i frowed up”

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@melisizm0 she’s collecting ballsacks of black men

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@adalluch @elonmusk by that she means you should kill yourself

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@Kanph1t @gamestop how about you shut the fuck up

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@luckyolliee no

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@222GenTle ok, you won’t give me ur number rn then

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@RyanArpin lmao!

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@tyleraudreyxo PSH your just gonna go get it done somewhere else anywayss like you always do :|

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@tyleraudreyxo I haven't had time you fucker gimme a bit :(

[andrew ruotolo @CuNextTuesdayxX]

@RediscoverSara illuminati

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If I can fart in front of you without you freaking out, it's going somewhere.