Tyler Colbert

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

We should give the Noble Prize to anyone who can figure out how to say “I enjoyed this musician before they were popular” without sounding like a pretentious douchebag

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

If you’ve ever found me funny (you haven’t) and want to know where to follow me (you don’t), I’m full time over at Bluesky now. Keeping this handle for posterity, but signing out over here for good. It’s been real pals 🫡🤝

https://t.co/u754aPvz3x

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

Come on in the waters fine

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Good day to log out and unplug. I’m not gonna do it, but it’s a good day for it.

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

Just drove 36 undocumented immigrants to the polls, we are gonna win this thing

[Wøe ☥ @Woeotto]

real

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

The cut to Doc is so gd funny

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

@ColeyMick there could easily be a 30 minute podcast segment on the last 3 minutes of the third quarter in this Celtics game

[...... @ASAPYams]

CANT TRUST NO BITCH WITH A PALM TREE IN THE INSTAGRAM BIO

[Dan Devine @YourManDevine]

The Knicks are scoring at a pace that would have led the league in every season in NBA history, and they're getting completely destroyed and haven't even been within hailing distance since midway through the first quarter. This Celtics offense is scary as hell.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

this emoji is for when a bad bіtch tells you to do something

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[Alex Predhome, Underfueling Police @Predamame]

Track Twitter: “It’s time to accept that my 4:00 mile is just okay now.”

Fitness Twitter: “Follow me, the Fitness Guru, for performance tips. I have an elite 5k time of 18:00. Here’s why you should only eat during a 2 hour window and bully fat people.”

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

#NewProfilePic

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

being a latchkey kid was sad but kids who had a parent home to greet them never got to live in that lawless two hours where you could eat something weird and you and your brother could hit each other

[🍒 Aunty Chan 🍒 @auntycherrychan]

“Certified pizza lover, adulting is hard, fluent in sarcasm” what if i pushed you into a meat grinder and cranked it

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just found some of Moo Deng’s old tweets and woof it’s not looking good

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i’d smoke Moo Deng for 12 hours like a brisket

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

“Virtual insanity” was a moment