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Disciple ✝️ Meatball ID #36233. Kicks left, throws right. Hasta lasagna, don’t get nun on yah 🍝

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As someone who ACCIDENTALLY bumped into Willson in 2021 while he was walking into Wrigley Field for practice, I can confidently confirm, he will lose that fight in fine fashion

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Willson Contreras is still interested in fighting someone if you’re interested in the offer.

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@ClueHeywood Go put it on a picket sign and Clam up. You’re insufferable

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@goaton5 @BuschMVP Need ice? 🧊

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@BuschMVP How’s it going? You good?

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@KAKA You’re the best example of how to live right and do good for Him, on and off the pitch! God bless you 💙

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they did NOT disappoint…..had Swedish defenders praying out loud

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Dembele • Mbappe • Olise
the stars are about to align yet again as the Big 3 in international football take the pitch. Throw on ya comfy cozies and Getcha 🍿 ready

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He was always going places. Brudder too real 🫡

[Tive Razão 🇳🇬 🎨 @lifeofpkay_]

Olise said championship was too small for him and people called him arrogant

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@KeithCostigan Keith, I really tried to convince Chelsea via the Twitterverse here, but they insisted money would be better spent on Garnacho and Jamie Kittens

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When her Period is 3 days late

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FIRST CLASS, no Emirates

[10 @Kylian]

Cinema.

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Females in Seattle consider this fashion forward

[Retropolis @retropolisart]

James Gandolfini and his son Michael (1999).

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Trump when another tanker is attacked in the Strait of Hormuz

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@VilretM L O L 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You’d think Brazilians would know futbol. Neymar clears Vini in every metric, in any era

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Dear Lord, be with Moises Caicedo and 🇪🇨 today. May he rule the pitch with an iron thumb. You ur will be done, AMEN!

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take the bait, embrace the hate

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When the Amazon driver marks it ‘Delivered’ but it’s nowhere to be found

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When the pilot says, “Folks… we’re gonna be circling for a bit.”

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When the #Cubs load the bases with nobody out

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When the coffee finally hits at 3:47pm