Cubby Lostboy

Experiences and other stuff about Lost Boys from Peter's heftiest, clumsiest and newest one. Don't expect lots of wisdom, but there will be tons o' nonsense.

[NWS Norman @NWSNorman]

It appears most areas will experience freezing temperatures by early Saturday morning. A hard freeze is possible across mainly north central Oklahoma. #okwx #texomawx

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

Hey @McDonalds on 44th in Lynnwood Washington! Congrats!! I'm a daily customer for breakfast. Order through the app. Get there today at 10am and find the entrance blocked off even with cars in the drive through. Yeah, you've lost my business. Lots of other choices.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

Always a good day when The Jolly Roger is not in sight.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

As 2021 begins it's time to fight pirates, accidentally go over waterfalls, dance with wolves, eat too many berries and generally do everything possible not to be a grown-up. Time to go tie the twins' pelt tails together while they're still asleep.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

Howling at the moon is fun. It's when it howls back that I being too get worried (but not enough to stop howling).

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@JohnLegere I'd just like to figure out how to upgrade my @MetroByTMobile phone through looking at the website with prices for those of us who are already subscribers.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@Wendys Help! How do you clear your app after placing an order and picking it up? It keeps asking if I'm ready to check in even after I've done that. I have to uninstall and then reinstall the app to place a new order 😕

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@realDonaldTrump Dude! Don't you ever stop whining?? That's all you ever do. Whine, whine, whine. If you can't handle it, resign.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

Wandering around Neverland I've noticed there are a number of lemmings who have started following me. I have a feeling that can't be a good sign.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@MizDanaClaire Wait until 2020, the plunger will go nuclear.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@BalloonBoar You've got this!

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

So yeah, I live in a fantasy world, but even I think you should vote tomorrow to see if we can start wrapping up this horrid, real-life episode of "Black Mirror."

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

Rampant clumsiness is the ability to single and fall uphill. I possess this ability.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@jbouie Kemp is a hack. He knows he can't win legitimately so he refuses to recuse himself from his own election, makes it harder for his opponent's supporters to vote and then comes up with this lame investigation out of desperation.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@Jess1Peterpan Hi Jess. How are things?

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

It's almost Monday. Time to battle pirates again. *sigh*

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@MizDanaClaire I miss Ozy and Millie

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@Jess1Peterpan It's okay, you came out in good form

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@Jess1Peterpan Yeah, they're always using sacks. They haven't found one big enough for me yet lol.

[Cubby Lostboy @CubbyLostboy]

@Jess1Peterpan No worries. Next time we'll bring a torch