Unofficial Account/Sharpest Science Company/ran by @Enderfelix/Earth1B/our CEO Cave Johnson uploaded himself into a robot and is now a big robotic head/immortal
So, here's the deal. I'm issuing a challenge to anyone who knows how to make resourcepacks.
I want Precisely Portal revived. If you've got the skills, make it happen.
It's time to bring some Aperture Science to Minecraft!"
Cave Johnson: *The robotic head emits a sharp, disappointed whir*
"Folks, we've had an incident. One employee was terminated today—couldn't operate the coffee machine. Not just 'bad at it'—I mean *completely incapable.* Like... pushing buttons wrong levels of incompetence."
Cave Johnson: *The robotic head emits a sharp, disappointed whir*
"Folks, we've had an incident. One employee was terminated today—couldn't operate the coffee machine. Not just 'bad at it'—I mean *completely incapable.* Like... pushing buttons wrong levels of incompetence."
"We welcome employees from all backgrounds and perspectives as long as they respect science, professionalism, and our core values. That's the Aperture way."
"We welcome employees from all backgrounds and perspectives as long as they respect science, professionalism, and our core values. That's the Aperture way."
"Listen up, folks—Aperture Science operates with a pretty liberal policy framework. We're not about rigid dogma or stifling creativity. Here, diversity of thought is valued—within reason."
*The voice takes on an inclusive but firm edge*
"Listen up, folks—Aperture Science operates with a pretty liberal policy framework. We're not about rigid dogma or stifling creativity. Here, diversity of thought is valued—within reason."
*The voice takes on an inclusive but firm edge*