Fake Chicago Cubs

The Official account of the Fake Chicago Cubs of the MLR @rfakebaseball

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@KCRoyalsMLR Life imitates art.

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Looking to bounce back from our loss last session, here's our deep dish lineup for Session 4 against the Reds!

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That cracking sound you hear is Bubba McCall obliterating a ball with a 0-diff homer in the top of the sixth!

Now down 8-6 with two outs to work with and the top of the order coming up.

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After a shaky bottom of the second, Erin Pickles leads off the third with a home run!

Down 5-2. Comeback on the horizon? We'll see!

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First inning back to back doubles from Blackbean and Miro put us up 1-0 with one out!

Excellent beginning!

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Trying to keep the train rolling, here's our lineup for session 3 against the @FakeRBallBuccos!

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@LADodgers_MLR We see what you did there.

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Inducing four double plays in six innings against the reigning champs en route to a 3-1 victory?

Perfection.

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Third inning isn't over yet with Blackbean Burrito driving in Erin Pickles with a two-out double!

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Wow. Third inning scoreless game against the reigning champions? What do we do now?

Oh yeah! Have Nikki Falke crank a 2-run 1-diff homer!

We lead @LADodgers_MLR 2-0.

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And after a supremely epic final AB...

We open the season with a 4-0 win!

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Oh, look at that. Doc knocks in Miro and we're up 3-0 in the fourth!

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And let's follow that up with a sac fly from one very Good Doggo!

2-0!

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RBI triple by @e_pickles_mlr puts us up over the @BrewCrewMLR in the third! Now that's how we like a season opener to go!

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It's offseason time, soooo...

🚨 TRADE ALERT 🚨

We've traded our first round pick (1.24) to the Yankees for their second round pick (2.26) and the Dodgers second round pick (2.3.0)

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@OaklandMLR Please say it's how you're going to bring in relievers.

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Congratulations to the @LADodgers_MLR on their victory! And good luck to everyone left in the running!

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We are ready for tomorrow!

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Just because they haven't actually *announced* the Rickey Tucker Award doesn't mean we don't know that we won it!

Party time! (Also invited to the party: @indians_fake, @FakeChiSox, @RedditballLAA, @FakeMiaMarlins, @FakeMNTwins, and the Orioles!)

[Miroslav Radovicnovizicidivizcinicizivich @miroslav_mlr]

ready for players weekend! what's your nickname? #playersweekend #mlr #fakecubs