bb gun kelly

“fresh and clean” - NPR Music | new album “Window Seat” out now

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

(addressing an omnipresent god) o brother where arent thou

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

the year is 2034. your fridge just posted about your divorce on linkedin. you work in a closet as a fiber pudding influencer and in your free time you apply lotion to your skin due to acid rain . you have a virtual cat

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

it’s 2061. you ride the BangBus to work at the cable farm. your digi-spider wife must consume 3 terabytes per day or your soul will be returned to the soul pool. regis and kelly have been resurrected and are broadcasting 11 hours per day into your Implant

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

coffee tastes like cigarettes. i will not be taking questions at this time

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

nice yum. would be a shame if someone yucked it

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

(wet thom yorke) cuz im a creek
im a riverrrr

[michael @michael_slevin]

I've been going back and forth on this

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

my girl after we go to the mall

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

explains all that smoke

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

guys i just hotboxed the vatican

[CrabLord @CrabJulian]

guys i just hotboxed the vatican

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

@CrabJulian lmao

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

@Ryffnah got me, my fault there. Gonna have to do a sit down listening party with Willie

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

New album of love songs out now, here’s window seat, no pressure to listen, it only took me five years https://t.co/W7G9NukIYS

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

been working for 5 years on an album of love songs, it’s out this Friday (Valentine’s Day)

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

“Window Seat” full album listening party on bandcamp tonight at 5:30 PT, y’all come hang it’s free

https://t.co/7q6mRkbWqe

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

new tiny desk submission up
https://t.co/xKY43Dr35r

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

new #tinydesk vid Wednesday

[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

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[bb gun kelly @CuchulainMusic]

bummer that TikTok will die shortly after the creation of BoqTok