The Captain

bios are cringe/ 23rd best GP in NA/ avid music lover/ I worship Hayley Williams and god/ *im not a cuck the name is funny*/employed

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

The captain has made it happen

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

If you don’t understand this we can’t be friends

[andrea from paramore🖤 @colormeandrea]

😭 iykyk

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

@cel3_art twisted fate ezzz

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

Sf4 is greatest fighting game of all time

[ugonwa @imaIiabiIityx]

me when i’m a perfect sequence of 20 flawless songs

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

I’m genuinely contributing to this single handily

[Paramore Updates @Pcharts]

Paramore has reached new all time peak of monthly listeners on Spotify with 33,893,803 (+69,271).

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

@PrayingPlantis Emerald 39 mins ago

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

when am i good at league of legends

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

I was just informed my love for Hayley Williams was being talked about in the girls bathroom @COMBOBREAKER type shit girlies

[peach will beat frank iero @peachesdari]

i know her strap bigger than my forearm

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

type shit

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

I got Hayley Williams tickets what the FREAK

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

POV my match history (I received -75 lp from plat 4 to gold 1 ) (I was one game off emerald)

[William @PsychopathicTop]

Cant end on loss

[William @PsychopathicTop]

Cant end on loss

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

Punk calling people ugly is like a red neck calling apple pie American

[Punk @PunkDaGod]

Good thing nobody will ever propose to ya ugly ass

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

@itsmidnightbtw Yeah I was grinding back to emerald and game crashed so I rage hit up riot support and they fixed it

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Yes white girl sing for me

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

@PunkDaGod did not propose outside the men’s bathroom 😂😂😂

[The Captain @CuckoldCaptain]

i beat him in plat btw

[Dantes @doaenel]

I’ve played 500 games of Toplane over the course of the last 50 days.

It fucking sucked.

If you don’t get griefed by your matchup, you get griefed by your jungler.

As much as as I’d love to sit here and talk about how miserable the experience was, the truth is I just feel like I’m not cut out for laning.

Whether you play Toplane, midlane, or ADC you’re forced to just accept the fact that you can sometimes do nothing except just sit back and pray for scaling.

If I ever decide to do another off-role challenge in the future there’s only one role I’d genuinely consider;

Support.

Anyways, thankfully Riot is resetting the ladder in 2 days anyways.

The Jungle Grind will return once again.