John Beers

Writer for @Camdenchat| @NorthwesternU alum| Mostly talk about @Arsenal or @Orioles, but I sneak other things in.| 🇺🇸 🇵🇪| 🇧🇷 by 🤵🏼👰🏻‍♀️

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch Only being two games out of a playoff spot is crazy given how hopeless this team looked at times in the first half. But we’re playing our best baseball right now, team is healthy, Boston and Houston are winnable series after the break!

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

*Taps sign more aggressively*

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Mikel Merino has generated 1.01(xG) per 90 at World Cup 2026 - the highest of any player not named Erling Haaland.

Super sub.

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

*Taps the sign*

[GoonerTalk @GoonerTaIk]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; Mikel Merino just is not a midfielder. Top level striker’s instincts, incredible off the ball movement, very decent finisher too.

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch Let’s just hope he doesn’t follow in his dad’s footsteps once at Baylor.

[Navy Athletics @NavyAthletics]

Bill is a cheat code in @EASPORTSCollege 🎮

#GoNavy | @NavyFB

[Mesi @mesidotcom]

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

[GoonerTalk @GoonerTaIk]

Imagine being Ronaldo right now. Sat on a plane back to Portugal, watching Messi inspire a 3-2 World Cup win from 2-0 down, after Mikel Merino has just sent you into retirement.

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@GoonerTaIk Also played an inch-perfect for the Romero header.

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@BrazilianGunn Mal posso acreditar que Ancelotti vai deixar Casemiro jogar o 90 completo

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch @NavyFB Should make them a fun “rebuild” team too. Strong offensive foundation in year one, but they’re all seniors. And Woodson, Lisorti and Bryant aren’t as OP (for the American) as Horvath, Tecza and Heindereich.

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch @sheetz Market research: complete

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch Guess you’re going to have to do important market research

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch The challenge, build one better than Lance Longtoss—Orioles legend and 4x champion

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

I think the is the goofiest build I’ve achieved in @Build_A_Player. S-tier Arm, Accuracy and Vision. Backup-tier grades for everything else

[Jacob Calvin Meyer @jcalvinmeyer]

Coby Mayo's splits are wild.

Mayo's 238 tOPS+ vs. LHP is the highest in MLB among batters with at least 30 plate appearances.

That means he's been 138% better vs. LHP compared with his overall OPS.

Mayo's tOPS+ vs. RHP is 45. That means he's 193% better vs. LHP than RHP.

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch I played it and it’s a lot harder to get a top tier result than other similar games

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch I think you mean the only two

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

A Coby Mayo club!

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@MillsTwitch I did my duty, but it’s not off to a great start.

[John Beers @CuckooCocoaPuff]

@GoonerTaIk Messi would have Cape Verde topping their group and looking to make a run to the quarters or semis.