No Cudas 2018

The Official Cuda Police for the babies. Specializing in grand slams, guh-gunks, and making noses face the same way as our noses. Get the true babies on board!

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

"Husband material!"

Ahhh no shit. #guhgunk https://t.co/d7zzt4xU2B

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

These accounts man, we GET IT. Y'not original. If you follow accounts like this to ACTUALLY motivate yourself, y'the definition of a Cuda! S'plain'n'simp. Only proper reaction to have to these tweets is "Ehhh Eh" followed by the sweet sound of guh-gunk.

#getcaptured

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

I can't wait for Daddy to come across some of these Cudas in some airport in Albuquerque or some shit, and literally stand in front of them, open up his own regular bag, and serve them a steamin hot Denny's grand slam breakfast. Hey guys! Y'got legs? Use em, be pers. @chrisdelia

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Check out this fuckin beta hoodie. The caption said: "are the mountains calling?" You just know that whoever wears one of these is deep down s'incy. If I ever saw someone wearing this I'd walk up and start poking the shit out of their stomach like I'm trying to answer the call.

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

🎶 Delelenden den DEN 🎶

Public Service Announcement

If your snapchat story takes more thumb taps to skip through than it takes to send a text message, not only are yyyy'Cuda, but yyyyyyyyyy'piece of shit. S'what chy'are! So turn round, step outside, guuuuuh gunk! #slammedya

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

To people who say "guess what" and then make you guess, I just got one quick question for ya: why's your nose facin my nose? Hey are you an episode of CSI Miami? Oh you aren't? Then here's a guess what: M'inside ya. #dennysgrandslambreakfast

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Hey guys, drool more. #definitionofacuda

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Here's something only a Cuda would do while travelling: wear something that lets everyone know where you're going. And that's because, you're on a plane that's going there, so obviously, everybody knows where y'goin. Step off the plane, guh-gunk, we'll catch ya the fuck later!

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Why can't people just go swimming y'know? #getcaptured

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Right eyebrow: babe come over.
Left eyebrow: I can't, society frowns upon unibrows for being hideous and ugly.
Right eyebrow: it's 2018, the year of the Cuda.
Left eyebrow: omw
Right eyebrow: come in the back door.
#turnround

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Shout out to all the pear. Guh gunk! https://t.co/pgVgduMv1L

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Everyone Has A Fruit That Matches Their Personality – Here’s Yours https://t.co/jjfOZFffbi

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

If you're wearing cowboy boots and you're not galloping on a fuckin horse yellin "HIYAH" in the middle of a desert swingin a lasso chasin after some bandits, then who. The fuck. Are ya?? S'free cunsh, but you deserve a guh-gunk from those swinging tavern doors from the Old West.

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Wearing a sports jersey anywhere other than at a game for that team is obviously a major ooooops. Hey dude, y'goin to practice?? Then grab your fuckin mitt and go field some pop flies, otherwise, put on a t-shirt and turn round! #cya

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

@KotwalAvik @officialjaden Hey man, y'writin books, or tweets? Yyyy'Mark Twain?? Nah? Then cya.

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

If you go watch monster trucks and you're not 5 years old, y'cuda and y'not invited to the log cabin. #plainnsimp

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

This appears to be the Cuda trend of 2018 so far and that's definitely a problem. Now the babies know we got a special name for Cudas that would do this sort of thing: mark ass bitches. Watch out for this Cuda behavior and always be ready to turn some noses away from your nose.

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

DEFINITION OF A CUDA 🎶 https://t.co/ScGcYR94bx

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Kim Kardashian is bringing back flip phones and I want one in every color
https://t.co/YbCJ0LqH5R

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Catch ya the fuck later #MFUIPOFW #getcaptured @chrisdelia

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

I'm just imagining being at a party & you run into this guy and ask him what he does for a living, and of course he tells you that he's a "Cardist" and maybe you're intrigued but then he explains it & the next thing you know you're entering his asshole. Get a job dude. #turnround https://t.co/kVziMP4Rqu

[Insider @thisisinsider]

This 18-year-old has been mastering cardistry for four years 🃏

[No Cudas 2018 @CudaPolice]

Hey man: huh??? https://t.co/25LcOUEOfp

[Rob Gronkowski @RobGronkowski]

Forseee your own future, control your own temptations, and your destiny will be not just be reached, it will just be starting.