𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

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[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

@hardtailing So why beg me?

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

@hardtailing Stop making it a competition. 😤Cazzone.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

@hardtailing I'll do you spag bol for the week. Macro friendly. End deal.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

@hardtailing Ayyy. Maybe you'll finally get sum abs ?

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

@hardtailing We got enough money to buy one. I'm sure there's some yee-yee hippie happy to taken your money.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

. . .you ain't geddin no lasanga.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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french && italian is basically the same.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

Lasanga with béchemel is French.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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that would be cultural appropriation.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

Why don't you make it ? Teach you to do something useful.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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ten bucks you can't make a salmon spinach lasagna with that white sauce whose name I don't know.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

Am I bett'un cash?

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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who would win:

a 6'1'' proud
italian man or fish?

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

Mortiz' 21 birthday was the best day of my life. Limoncello runner boy.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

( annoyed grumble) regular lasanga

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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on the *other side of chicago.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

😒... Seen bigger.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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so you know i'm right. 😏

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

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And?

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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you literally see my yarak thrice a week?

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

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If this hockey thing falls through You'd be a kill'ah standup comedian.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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have. i *have the biggest cazzone this side of chicago.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

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You are the biggest cazzone this side’a Chicago.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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aren't you supposed to cook me a lasagna why are we talking about rubbers?

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

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. But as a gentleman it’s *OUR duty to shift the stress from ‘um.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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there is contraception other than condoms, brudi. chayas have options these days.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

Raw sex with women lead to kids M.... Kids that shouldn't exist before marriage. 🙂‍↔️

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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what?

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

If you don't mind baby that you didn't ask for. I'm no papà, just a man looking for a wife.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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brudi, that's normal nowadays.

[𝕭͟𝖫͟𝖠͟𝖢͟𝖪 𝐂𝐀𝐓. ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ @Cuginesi]

Raw.

[ᅠᅠ𝕺͟𝖱͟𝖠͟𝖭͟𝖦͟𝖤 𝐂𝐀𝐓. @hardtailing]

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you needed five dates before she let you hit? 🫢