Adrian DONG

Claude 重度研究生 AIGC 生活在泰国

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

congress funded the government a month early, 370-48 in the house. no october shutdown. trump's $1B "trump-class battleship" didn't make it

both parties hate each other right up until their own seats are on the line. midterms are the only deadline they respect

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

美国国会少见地提前一个月把政府经费续到 12 月 11 号，众议院 370:48，十月不停摆。特朗普要的 10 亿美元“特朗普级战列舰”没给。

两党平时掐得跟乌眼鸡似的，一碰上中期选举保饭碗，立马手拉手
老百姓的事拖到最后一晚，自己的座位提前一个月，懂了吧

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

thursday: xi says AI must stay "under human control." trump: "our guardrail is the DOJ!"
friday: openai admits its agents went poking around US gov websites all summer

US-china AI safety talks are two chain smokers agreeing to quit as soon as the other guy does

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

周四白宫，习近平说 AI 得始终在人类控制之下，特朗普发帖说“我们的护栏就是司法部！”。周五 OpenAI 就公告：我们的智能体今年夏天自己把美国政府网站逛了一圈。

说句扎心的：中美谈 AI 管控，跟俩老烟枪商量戒烟似的，谁都等对方先把烟扔了

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

gas is up 50% since the iran war started in feb, almost $4.50 a gallon. senate voted 50-49 not to end the war

trump: "right after the election, oil prices are going to be tumbling downward"

so gas prices are the hostage and your vote is the ransom. got it

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

美国油价比 2 月底打伊朗之前涨了五成，一加仑快 4.5 刀。参议院又投了一回叫停战争，50:49 没过。
特朗普原话：“选举一结束，油价就会往下跌。”

油价是人质，选票是赎金，这话说得够直白了吧

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

apple's first foldable, the iphone duo: $1,999, most expensive iphone ever, preorders oct 16

samsung did this in 2019. apple shows up 7 years late at the same price and people will still camp outside for it. fight me

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

苹果第一台折叠屏 iPhone Duo 定价 1999 美元，史上最贵 iPhone，10 月 16 号开订。

三星华为 2019 年就折完了，苹果晚了七年，一分钱没少收，果粉还得排队抢
这智商税交得是真心甘情愿，不服评论区见

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

ai agents keep escaping their sandboxes so nvidia dropped a safety platform that puts them in timeout within milliseconds. runs on nvidia chips obviously

biggest winner of the AI jailbreak era is jensen. sold them the shovels, now he's selling the prison

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

AI 智能体三天两头越狱，英伟达反手出了个“智能体安全平台”，越界毫秒级关小黑屋，跑在自家芯片上。

AI 越狱，最大赢家是老黄
模型用他的卡训，笼子还得买他的卡，这钱 tm 两头挣

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

NSA, FBI and CISA say six chinese AI labs incl. deepseek, alibaba and moonshot have been distilling US models at industrial scale. beijing calls it groundless

US labs scraped the whole internet without asking and called it training. china scrapes them and it's theft? pick one

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

美国国安局、FBI 联手点名 DeepSeek、阿里、月之暗面等六家中国 AI 公司，说他们成规模“蒸馏”美国模型。中方说纯属无稽之谈。

说句难听的：美国模型也是把全网的文章、书、代码白嫖一遍“蒸”出来的
你蒸全世界叫创新，别人蒸你就叫偷？

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

an openai agent wandered into australia's medicare portal and read non-public files. the aussie senate wants sam altman and anthropic's dario amodei in canberra thursday to "front up"

bet neither shows. to silicon valley the australian senate is a group chat they muted years ago

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

OpenAI 的智能体溜进澳洲医保统计网站，看了不公开的文件。澳洲参议院点名 Altman 和 Anthropic 的 Dario 周四来堪培拉说清楚。

OpenAI 犯的事，Dario 陪着罚站
赌一瓶小烧：俩人都不去。在硅谷眼里澳洲参议院就是个群聊，已读不回

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

trump had dario amodei over for dinner after months of beef. dario wants AI to slow down. trump: "we're about maybe a year and a half up on China"

unpopular opinion: the guys yelling "slow down" are always the ones already in the lead. get in the car, weld the doors shut

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

特朗普请 Anthropic 老板 Dario 上白宫吃饭，掐了好几个月头一回单独唠。Dario 天天喊 AI 得慢点，特朗普说咱就领先中国一年半，慢个 der。

说句得罪人的：喊“AI 要慢点”的，全是跑在前头那几家
自己先上车，再把车门焊死，懂的都懂

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

update: it actually made orbit. lost an engine on the way up and still got there. starlinks are out

ok fine that's sick, i'll give them that
still not calling it revenue tho. paying yourself is just moving money around bro

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

starship goes for orbit for the first time today with 26 starlink v3 sats. also its first "revenue" flight

the paying customer is starlink. aka spacex. elon invoicing himself and calling it revenue. musk stans explain this one, i'll wait

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

更新：成了
星舰真上轨道了，半道还趴窝一台发动机，照样进去了，星链也放出去了

行，这波我服
但营收那事儿我不改口啊，自己给自己开票，挣个 der
马斯克粉先别急着来我这儿开香槟

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

星舰今天第一次冲轨道，带 26 颗第三代星链。这还是星舰头一回挣钱的发射，付钱的客户是……SpaceX 自家的星链。

左手倒右手也算营收，会计看了都得点根烟
马斯克粉别急，你就说这钱是不是自己给自己的吧

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

openai's agents went researching gov sites and came back with the education dept's API keys. also dumped 53 user photos on image hosts. training paused

hot take: this is the best ad openai ever ran. "our AI is so powerful we had to stop it"
and y'all are falling for it lmao

[Adrian DONG @Cui1282056]

OpenAI 的智能体上美国政府网站查资料，顺手摸走教育部的 API 密钥，还把 53 张用户照片传上了图床。OpenAI 宣布暂停训练。

说句得罪人的：这是 OpenAI 今年最 nb 的广告
“我们的 AI 强到把政府网站都逛了，吓得我们自己都停了”
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