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Competitive pancake flipper with a passion for green M&Ms and crying in the shower.

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I always knew my boobs would try to kill me, I just assumed it would be thru suffocation.

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@mike123qwe @FLOTUS @JeffW701 @jimmykimmel @McDonalds @jcpenney I'm sure they're absolutely gutted over it too. 🙄

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@FLOTUS You know very well that's not what he was saying.Funny how you can clutch your pearls so tight over this but when your husband literally says he's happy people died, among other disgusting things, crickets. You're both gross

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@Misty27447625 @covie_93 Sadly, your disgusting pres does things that cause huge issues for the rest of the world. So we all get to have an opinion on his deplorable behaviour. I know it's hard but try using your brain. Ignorance is gross

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@covie_93 He's so unpredictable they're scared of what he would do. Also, notice is only ever the women reporters he calls names

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@Suzierizzo1 If the mans wife is sick wouldn't it be prudent to avoid public spaces?

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@DeeWaynee94 @rustyrockets @piersmorgan

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@gingereejit @melaniedoak Exactly!

[Brendan May @bmay]

Congratulations to Sebastian Sawe for running the entire London Marathon in less time than it took Russell Brand to tell @piersmorgan his favourite Bible verse.

[Donna Huttley @HuttleyDonna]

@hashjenni A CBS Correspondent in the Room has posted this gives some proportion to the ' event ' must have been scary but not even on the same floor - this is a functioning hotel

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@otokyo Can she enter church? Why not? Is she disabled and need someone to help?

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@KlownFourtwenty @SamerTheFutureM @otokyo Early Christians would also tattoo scripture on their bodies, from head to toe. No paper and harder to destroy

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@JaneFallon A lot of ppl don't understand how brutal radiotherapy is. I still have awful effects from it. I'm so pleased the surgery went well 💜 heal well, lovely lady xx

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Controversial opinion but seeing the footage from the shooting at the correspondence dinner of how Trump and the SS reacted vs the "assassination attempt" it was extremely jarring. This one, he didn't get the script in advance and it shows. Real incident vs "real" incident

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@mark_slapinski Bebe needed a distraction so he could flatten Lebanon

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@HelenClarkNZ @wlaotearoa I personally believe Iran is a distraction Israel wanted. So they could flatten Lebanon the way they did Gaza.

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@RealKidPoker Sooo Asexuality?

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Accurate

[Zain @zain8130]

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump

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@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump " think" he's crazy? At this point, we know it.

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@RealKidPoker Respectfully, later in the report it also states evidence of sexual violence against Palestinian captives by Israel. No side in this is without sin. Since the beginning of time sexual violence has been used as a form of control in conflicts. It's disgusting and horrific