mariah_cul

Tell me a story, make it good (she / her)

[mariah_cul @CulMariah]

My hair on the shower walls

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Perhaps men are too emotional to be President.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

boarding groups should be abolished and the plane should board back to front

[mariah_cul @CulMariah]

Explaining what brat is to mom and nan wasn’t on the to do list but here we are

[matt @mattjoans]

save me cunty adam sandler

[mariah_cul @CulMariah]

I miss soup

And don’t say oh you can still eat that it’s 90 degrees I’m not insane

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

my brain when i’m hormonal and overstimulated

[jess Burgers The Beef @adore4elano]

❤️

[‏𖦹ִ ࣪𖤐jesse pinkman sympathizer .˚⊹₊˚𖦹⋆ @peachy_virgo_]

perfect time to post this again !!!

[motti @motticomedy]

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

[mau @villainsaints]

i get why anthony acted like an insanely pathetic obsessed man around her, i mean LOOK AT HER

[mariah_cul @CulMariah]

People have lost the plot

First, last, security and brokers fee in Mass??? It’s worse than NYC

[mariah_cul @CulMariah]

I was somehow the only one ID’d tonight

[Carley 🤖 (snob) @carleypero]

25 is the new 21 and 30 is the new 25

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

i wasnt going to smoke today but i got in an argument with my cat (again) so i have no choice