Let me explain Russia and Ukraine to MAGA in a language you might actually understand.🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇦
Imagine you have a neighbor you don’t like and he doesn’t like you. One morning he doesn’t knock on your door. He kicks the fucking door down with a bunch of armed friends, shoots whoever tries to stop him, moves into your house, takes over half of it, abuses your family, kidnaps one of your kids and starts teaching that kid that your family never really existed and that the house actually belongs to him.
You fight back. You manage to push him out of some rooms, but he still occupies half of your house. Your friends start bringing you guns and ammunition because otherwise this motherfucker is going to take the rest of it too.
Then suddenly some guy from across town shows up and says, “Why are you so pro war? Why don’t you negotiate? People are dying. We need peace.”
So your neighbor offers you his brilliant peace plan: “I keep the rooms I already stole. I keep whatever I took from your family. You promise never to join the neighborhood security organization that might protect you from me. Your friends stop giving you weapons. And then I promise I won’t take the rest of your house.”
Would you call that peace? Would you hand him half of your fucking house?
Would you tell your wife and children that sacrificing them is necessary because fighting back is “pro war”?
Or would you load every fucking weapon you own and tell him to get the hell out of your house?
That is the part I cannot understand about MAGA.
The same people who tell me they would shoot somebody for stepping onto their property suddenly become fucking Gandhi when Russia crosses an international border with tanks, occupies Ukrainian cities, kills civilians, kidnaps children and then demands Ukrainian territory as the price of “peace.”
Russia can invent whatever excuses it wants about NATO, Nazis or Russian speakers. None of those excuses gave Russia ownership of Ukraine.
Peace is not the victim giving the attacker whatever he managed to steal.
That is cowardice and surrender.
And if you wouldn’t accept it in your own fucking house, stop demanding that Ukrainians accept it in theirs.
When this Trump term ends, the US will be weaker militarily, more polarized internally, economically fragile, deeper in debt, and left with far fewer allies.
The US will simply be worse off on every level
Rosie O'Donnell dedicates a song to Donald Trump.
Oh, Donnie boy, it's Rosie Rosie calling from Hollywood, the Jimmy Kimmel Show
Drop that Big Mac that we all know you're holding. Because my dear, I worry for you so.
Poor Donnie boy, your polls, your polls are falling.
Your reflecting pool is green as Mountain Dew.
Your wig's a mess. Your ballroom is appalling.
And with Iran, you bit off more than you can chew.
Measles are back. Inflation is a swelling.
You post all night. You're sleeping while you work.
And what's with all this useless crap you're selling?
Hey sweetie pie, you're driving us all berserk.
But there's a way to end this drama.
It's time to use that stable genius brain.
Since we all know you'll never be Obama,
why not resign and make this country great again?
Yes, we all know you'll never be Obama.
Come on, resign and make this country great again.
Only America can be $40 trillion in debt and have absolutely nothing to show for it!
No bullet trains or modern infrastructure.
No universal healthcare/college/ or trade school.
No universal basic income.
No universal childcare.
LEAKED FOOTAGE THAT DESTROYS THE OFFICIAL OCTOBER 7 STORY
For years, Americans were given a highly sanitized account of October 7: Israel’s heavily funded military and intelligence apparatus allegedly failed for hours while Hamas killed and abducted Israelis. Now, new footage and reporting are raising tougher questions about what happened behind the scenes.
The Hannibal Directive. A policy aimed at preventing captures, even at the risk of killing Israeli captives, was once dismissed as a conspiracy. But evidence and investigations now indicate it was used on October 7.
The burned vehicles, destroyed homes, and devastating loss of life later used to justify Israel’s genocide in Gaza include damage caused by Israeli forces themselves.
A new documentary shows senior Israeli officials discussing a large-scale Hannibal operation in real time. In the first hours of Operation Al-Aqsa Flood, an officer speaking with Police Chief Kobi Shabtai is heard calling for the directive’s implementation, with Gaza and Israeli captives still inside. Minister Itamar Ben Gvir later appears to order the camera shut off.
Shortly before his assassination, Charlie Kirk asked whether Israel had issued a stand-down order on October 7, questioning how it took hours to respond and warning Gaza could face ethnic cleansing.
The footage does not settle every question, but it makes clear that those questions were never out of bounds.
I don't actually want Trump to be impeached. Bear with me here. Impeach him and he's just a victim again. A martyr to MAGA. I want to see the house and senate flip. Make him a complete lame duck. Then I want to see impeachments. Start with Blance at the DOJ. Then Patel at the FBI. Then Hegseth. Strip all his lackeys of power. Then I'd like to see the Epstein files fully released while he watches helplessly. Watch his name drug through the mud while he screams and rages futilely. Watch as any legacy he thought he may have goes up in flames. Watch his name become synonymous with pedophilia. Enough to shame him and his children so that none of them will ever live it down or run for office. That would be Karma and fully justified.
Will one member of the media please come to the defense of a female reporter when Trump attacks her? Is there not one of you in the White House press pool that has the courage to get in Trump’s face, call him out for the cowardly pig he is, & stand up for your female colleagues?
🇺🇸🇺🇸🧐🤔“AND YOU STILL DARE TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH…”
Sasha Legerman: This is too accurate not to share.
This Australian’s response to Trump’s rant that “NATO does nothing for America” is absolutely devastating:
“Mate. You run a country where 600,000 homeless people will sleep on the streets tonight.
A country where 40% of adults can’t cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money.
A country where insulin costs more than a car payment, and people ration it just to stay alive.
A country where medical debt is the number one cause of bankruptcy.
A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to treat miscarriages.
You imprison more of your own citizens than any country on Earth.
More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea.
In the land of the free, 2 million people sit in cages, and a quarter of them haven’t even been convicted of anything.
They’re simply too poor to afford bail.
Your life expectancy is declining. You’re the only developed nation where that’s happening.
Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba’s.
Your children practice active shooter drills between math and English classes while you sell defense stocks to your friends.
Your minimum wage hasn’t changed in 15 years.
Your teachers work two jobs, your veterans sleep under bridges, and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that never attacked you.
And now a convicted criminal — found liable for sexual abuse, defending a pedophile, sleeping with a porn star, and running the biggest dumpster-fire campaign since the Taliban — is thanking you for yet another disaster.
And you call Greenland badly governed?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world.
Nobody there goes bankrupt because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because insurance refused treatment.
‘NATO wasn’t there when we needed them.’
When exactly was that, champ?
September 11?
Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.
Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU.
Australia wasn’t even in NATO, and we still showed up. For twenty years.
And then you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and left everybody else to clean up the mess.
You don’t care that a great nation is being terrorized by your friend, and you haven’t shown it a single ounce of sympathy.
So maybe before calling other countries badly governed, take a look at your own backyard, you aluminum siding salesman with a spray tan.
The only thing badly managed in this picture is your damn mouth.
And you still dare to lecture the rest of the world?”
The depraved sociopathic motherfucker calls communist North Korea, “unthreatening and respectful” and Canada who was a friend and ally, “nasty.”
How is this real?