Cheediogo

Pharmacist|| Research Assistant|| Global Health Enthusiast|| Tech savvy.

Well being and Wellness👩‍⚕️

[Auriel @Auriel_zy]

Her salary: $9,000/month
His salary: $5,000/month

Wife: I think we should split all our household expenses 50/50.

Husband: Okay. But you earn almost twice as much as I do. Why 50/50?

Wife: Because we’re both adults, and we should both contribute equally.

Husband: Financially equally or the same amount?

Wife: What’s the difference?

Husband: If we split everything equally, I’ll have much less money left than you every month.

Wife: That’s not my problem. I worked hard for my salary.

Husband: And I didn’t work hard for mine?

Wife: That’s not what I’m saying. I just don’t believe in depending on a man.

Husband: Has anyone asked you to depend on me?

Wife: No, but I want to protect my financial independence.

Husband: Fine. Let’s calculate it.

Wife: Calculate what?

Husband: Our monthly expenses are $4,000. Under your proposal, we each pay $2,000.

Wife: Exactly.

Husband: You’ll have $7,000 left. I’ll have $3,000.

Wife: Correct.

Husband: And you think that’s fair?

Wife: Yes. We contributed the same amount.

Husband: Okay. What happens when we want to buy a house that requires a $100,000 down payment?

[Sub-Pharmacist🍏 @subpharmacist]

Here is how to identify counterfeit Postinor 2:

1. Scratch the pin, sms it to 38353. If you don’t get a message of authenticity, it’s likely a fake.
2. Check for spelling errors and poor labeling.
3. Check the packaging and color. Original Postinor 2 is sharp green.

RT

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

@DanielRegha To confirm the authenticity of the postinor 2, scratch and send the pin to the number provided

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

@CertifiedAnelka @Naija_PR Scratch and send the code to verify it

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

@Franeb @DavidHundeyin H

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

I didn't know there would come a time when the price of beans will be the same as the price of Ukwa(breadfruit)... Nawao

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

@Cardeenal @UnclebeeOla It usually say that about screenshots most times, because the quality is low

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

There are people who lie, then there are mechanics

[Abefe - the statistics guy✍️📚😎🇳🇬 @starboy_abefe]

I have decided to teach you the statistics you need to become a data analyst….. I won’t sleep until you know statistics 😤

I will be dropping videos soon based on the syllabus below ⬇️.

Retweet this, follow me and turn on post notifications 📢

[Vox Populi @OgbeniBlackbear]

I don't know where the idea that academics in Nigeria have integrity came from.

People wey dey sell grades for money and sex?

People wey dem dey underpay?

People wey just finish 8 months strike where they are still being owed?

Lol

Let's be serious abeg.

[Simi @SympLySimi]

How can you even support anything that is this blatantly corrupt? Didn't you see the chaos yesterday. The thugs? The disenfranchisement? Regardless of who you support, shouldn't all of us be fighting for justice and a fair election. What is your priority? Can't you read the room?

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

May our choices this year never come to haunt us

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

@simon_ekpa GhGgggvohvovhvhgVz;;;™®™®™™. Vv

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

There’s this irritation when someone tells you to do what you we’re already going to do

[suli breaks / solomon @sulibreaks]

People might hate this one 🪡🧵👇

Sadly, LIES become subjective in most relationships. Suddenly, it’s not called a lie anymore, it’s ‘but you didn’t ask, it happened ages ago, i thought you didn’t want to know, or I didn’t want to upset you, or even who told you that?’

1/12

[suli breaks / solomon @sulibreaks]

Nowadays, hiding messages and having secret passwords are framed as respecting another person’s privacy. This means advocating for privacy that exists between you and third parties but is not extended to your life partner. Come on, be serious fam.

7/12

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

@yay_tunes Fantasy by Britney Spears

[Cheediogo @Culdiogo]

@Oludeewon I really wish I saw this earlier.. thank you Deewon

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I've said this before & I'm saying it again.

Be you a man or a woman, you should not have more than 3 exes in your life before you get married.

If you consider marriage necessary & know what is needed, you'll understand why you won't call everyone you've slept with an ex.

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