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@TouchlineX Make sure everyone leaves the dinner table on speaking terms

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@YashRMFC Madrid have watched Neymar, Suárez, Ronaldinho, Rivaldo, Dani Alves and now Rodri choose Barça over them.

There is some gap between the players. 😂

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@ManagingBarca @David_Ornstein Imagine having the Premier League and Arteta calling you personally… and the player still doesn’t want you.
Arsenal still have a long way to go before they have the pull of Barça or Madrid.

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@fedevalv_ Still funny how “forgettable” Rodri would suddenly be the greatest midfielder alive if he had joined Madrid

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Rodri has played 17 minutes for Barça and people are already judging the signing.

Relax. 😭

Ask me again in November.

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@theMadridZone Being a Madrid manager is basically just making sure the players are friends at this point

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This Barca v City game is going to be football heritage.

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@GlazerTine @MarkSim62516191 @atletiuniverse They lose anyway in every tournament, they have a thing for losing

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@FabrizioRomano So after spending the whole summer making the Julián saga a war, they’re finally looking for another striker.
Maybe the sporting department has finally realised you actually need a No.9.
Better late than never, I guess.

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PSG. Man City. Aston Villa.

Barça got three serious tests in the Champions League.

Honestly, I prefer this.

If we really want to win the trophy, let’s find out early if this team is actually ready.

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@atletiuniverse If Atlético put the same effort into the Champions League as they’re putting into this transfer saga, they might’ve made a semi final by now. 😭
And with that ego, maybe the CEO can play No.9 too.

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Ferran had us thinking Barça let a superstar go after that brace… then he reminded us why he left.

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@MadridXtra @TheAthleticFC Retired since 2021 and still getting minutes in Madrid training

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Something I really like about this Barça team is that we’re no longer dependent on one way of creating chances.
Raphinha can play as a 9, Gordon gives us another outlet, Lamine can create from the right, and Rodri now give Flick another tactical option in midfield.
We scored 2, but with 3.9 xG and 20+ shots, this could’ve easily been 4 or 5.
This Barça team could be the best under Hansi.

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Mourinho actually looks like he can get this Madrid team back on track. If he keeps the dressing room together and gets the defence organised, I can see him doing a decent job. He might even make it to February.

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Maybe Madrid aren’t that ass after all…

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@WolfRMFC Our spiderman has something to say about this.

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@MadridXtra The guy definitely put in a shift during the World Cup.

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Mbappe scored two goals, and Umtiti is nowhere to be seen.