Roy Bright

Grand Poo-Bah of Roy's Test Kitchen.

[Variety @Variety]

Is “Glicked” the new “Barbenheimer”? https://t.co/n8K6QNGU3y

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

Jason Kelce on #MondayNightFootball looking like 2001 Kurt Angle. #NFL #WWE #WWERaw

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Jason Kelce looking like a Red Dead Redemption character on Monday Night Countdown. 🏈🎙️🤠

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

@MasterTainment I think we all wanted the Secret Invasion to happen differently.

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Me reading this and thinking about how many can openers I've had to replace over the past few years:

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@ShaneHelmsCom

[Rodney Dangerfield @RodneyNoRespect]

“I tell ya, life isn’t easy. Today’s been a terrible day. I got up this morning, picked up my shirt, a button fell off. Picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.”

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

Texans when the temperature outside is under 75 degrees: Oh my God, this weather is perfect!

Texans when the restaurant they're in is under 78 degrees:
Dearest Marie,
As the harshness of winter hangs in the air, I pray I finish this text before the frostbite claims my fingers...

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

@KevOnStage My grandma on my Dad's side always makes chicken and dumplings on top of the other half-ton of food she cooks.

[who cares @DianaG2772]

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

This was me yelling at the TV at the end of the #ThePenguin finale:

[Jad🇱🇧 @Knightsvision_]

Jim Ross hated Triple h so much😭

https://t.co/6czeH0eVOZ

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

Characters on the Magic Spoon boxes look like a mad scientist's first horrific failed attempts to create Mr. Sparkle.

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

"Morning, Bill! What are you up to today?"

"Oh, not much. Just taking these boat securing devices down to the pawn shop."

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@CeeHawk

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Has anyone tried saying Tony Todd's name five times into their bathroom mirror yet?

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Been through all kinda times, dark as shit, happy has hell, and all the in-betweens. Look for light. Be easy on yourself. Reach out to folks who get it. Eat food you love. Drink water. You are stronger than you know.

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

13 Monkeys - 39 Monkeys must have all gone straight to video. Are they on Tubi?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Police warn South Carolina residents to secure doors and windows after 40 monkeys escaped a research facility. https://t.co/HEup3Hx4tr

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

@SeanRossSapp This is the music equivalent of someone saying that "Heart Of Ice" is a better episode of Batman: The Animated Series than "Almost Got 'Im." I don't totally agree with your position, but I'm not mad at it.

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

They're sofa king proud.

[Ohio State @OhioState]

Congratulations to Vice President-elect JD Vance, an alumnus of The Ohio State University and native Ohioan.

[Roy Bright @CulinaryGeekRoy]

How many McDonald's gift certificates do you think he's received as birthday gifts over the years? 🍔🪨🪟
#wrestling #WWE #AEW

[Paul Orndorff (Legacy) @PaulOrndorffWWE]

Happy Birthday to Ken Patera, hope you have a #1derful day!