Cullen Parker

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1997, Roberto Carlos made the greatest free kick in all of football history

[Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter]

BREAKING: The #USL is set for a milestone vote on the adoption of a promotion and relegation system, per sources.

• Plan for 3 pro tiers
• Potential restructure in 2024, pro/rel in 2025
• Sources optimistic, but vote may have opposition

w/ @tombogert: https://t.co/rZK1Ein6cu

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

⚾️ FINAL ⚾️

@ORUBaseball - 6
@TCU_Baseball - 5

#MCWS

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

OH MY BLAZE!!! 😱

#MCWS x 🎥 ESPN / @ORUBaseball

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@bro_dot_Will That looks like a landline

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Max Scherzer was ejected (and suspended for 10 games) for getting caught with a foreign substance.

Yet he says the stickiness was just from sweat and rosin, and this video by Trevor Bauer seems to support that.

What am I missing?!

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter 51,

Then there would be another person in the league who got the Lottery ball before Hank

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@bro_dot_Will Tampa traded for Gruden before the 2003 season from Oakland

[ORU Basketball @ORUMBB]

MAX FREAKING ABMAS! HE IS HIM #ORUMBB #MIDCOURTMAX @SportsCenter @sctop10 @MarchMadnessMBB

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@rachel_linch I literally felt like the coolest person on the planet. Only problem is I need a new starter word now.

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

Wordle 226 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

That is Bill Burr. Sorry, I know Bill Burr when I see him and that is Bill Burr.

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@bro_dot_Will Synchronized diving?

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@bro_dot_Will @b_dechambeau Who watches the Olympics for golf?

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@bro_dot_Will @BlakeWorley6 Literally got a text from @BlakeWorley6 after he ignored my call telling me I know how to text.

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Literally us.

[Cullen Parker @CullenLParker]

@bro_dot_Will No, he probably just got away with murder

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Big news from the CDC: If you’re fully vaccinated, you do not need to wear a mask – indoors or outdoors, in most settings.

We’ve gotten this far. Whether you choose to get vaccinated or wear a mask, please protect yourself until we get to the finish line.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Oral Roberts coach Paul Mills: "For me, I’m glad that we get a chance to do laundry. Tomorrow will be a good day because I have run out of clothes."