Magic Mac XXL

You weren’t supposed to find this
Let me scream into the void in peace

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

Yo

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

I always hear about how scary and terrible my red flags are but girls just don’t understand that it’s actually an ancient Hindu symbol

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

I heard they give you people to hit at the West Bank rage room

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Are we ever going to get a utility player Hall of Famer?

IDK if Hill is it, but how many dudes have 2,400 passing yards, 2500 rushing yards, and 1000 receiving yards?

Something to ponder on a Tuesday 🤔

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

@kirawontmiss Where am I? Facebook?

[Sunnyೃ༄ @minnniepup]

the real twitter experience is tweeting to the void

[n @nxvnb3]

twitting to no audience is so fun

[3AET 🇺🇸 @thebiggrepper]

Goddamn this a great tweet

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

@thebiggrepper I could kiss you right now

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

@wembyreads They were funny and he was right

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

I prefer eating at regenellis pizza because I know it’s being made by a rich queer teenager who’s full of disdain

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

Just got word of a successful crusade (argument) against the Byzantines (Indian restaurant manager) luckily my skilled knights (black DoorDash driver) fought fearlessly and ferociously which prevailed in the name of Christ

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

At the gun range practicing my fastball

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

Chinese food for breakfast I cannot be stopped

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

@HatsOffff

[Magic Mac XXL @CuloCrusader]

Yall ever watch ep2 of star wars where there’s the ocean planet where they’re making the clones

[Dissident Media @DissidentMedia]

First day in a human body, apparently.

[Beaux Hall (Trey’Dez Green Enthusiast) @BeauxfordHall]

#My number 5 would never do such a thing