Stuff Culotta Says

Hester Prynne is my love

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“Chaparrals graduation is actually really good. It’s not just a bunch of rats in a cage” -Culotta

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“Grab your book. If you have it, great. If you don’t, just pretend.” - Joe

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“My anxiety is about a 2015 right now” - Culotta

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“I was on the internet last night and I think I found the dark web... “ - Culotta

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“You can read that while I take stupid attendance” - Joe

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Sorry for being inactive everyone. I have saved many quotes and will be tweeting them now.

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“Why I love Hester Prynne and why DONT I love Hester Prynne” -Joe

[Make-A-Wish Colorado @WishColorado]

Ryleigh had her wished granted to have a new gaming setup. Make-A-Wish Colorado is excited to announce that Ryleigh has just uploaded her first video to YouTube! Be sure to follow Ryleigh @XXSleepyWolf and the link to the video is here, https://t.co/2ILnT5tL7r

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“I hate answering the door. It gives me anxiety.” -Culotta

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We 💜 Joe!!!!!!

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AYO🔈KING🔈OF🔈SELF🔈DEPRICATING🔈HUMOR🔈ONLINE🔈NOW🔈

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“You can flip me off under your desk where the camera can’t see it or just on the camera. I have been a husband and teacher for a long time, I can handle it. “ -Culotta #weloveCulotta I think it’s fair to say that Culotta is the only one getting us through remote learning.

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“Sorry, I’m not a fun teacher, I don’t do ‘bring your stuffed animal’ to class day” -Culotta during eLearning

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“My man Culotta really said ‘I know daddy is a kinda a weird thing for your generation’ while in a robe teaching class this morning” -4th period student #CulottaSays

[Gapp @MrsGapp]

❤️🥫 Today kicks off our Canned Food Drive for the Parker Task Force. Every year, Wolverines show up and give. This year is more needed than ever. Donate any amount you can online to this link. Then pass it along to others!! 🥫❤️ https://t.co/tnq4dCVjA5

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“Guys I’m telling you no one posts ‘op I had diarrhea today’ or ‘my armpits smell really badly’ on social media!” - Culotta on the issue of how social media appearances can be deceiving. Pro tip: if you want to be authentic, post about your bodily functions. 🥱🥱😌 #CulottaSays

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“As my grandma would say, it’s so quiet in here you could hear a mouse toot” - Culotta #lifeadvice #lifechanging #thankyougrandmaculotta

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SPOTTED: Culotta turning into the New York City jungle 🧐🧐🧐

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“Have y’all ever watched a video on New York turning into a full on jungle if we were to leave it untouched for 2 years? No. Okay, I guess I just watch weird stuff then.” -Culotta

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“I put my monthly contacts in on the 1st and take them out the 31st of the month”- Culotta. And before you ask, no he doesn’t take them out at night.