“Disaster Girl,” perhaps one of the most recognizable members of the unofficial meme hall of fame, is now an NFT worth half a million dollars. The 4-year-old girl from the photo, now a college student, plans to pay off student loans and donate to charity. https://t.co/cmJrm3qMbA
3:24 P.M. - I AM KIM CATRALL’S WAITRESS ON THE WORST DAY OF HER CAREER
« Kim Cattrall comes in at her usual time with a jazz musician who is either nineteen or sixty years old. She seems upset, which I can tell from the fact that she keeps saying “I’m upset.”»
12:12 P.M. - AN UNWELCOME LUNCH WITH DAKOTA JOHNSON
« I am left with no choice but to get lunch with Dakota Johnson at Eggslut. I can't tell if she considers me a close friend, barely an acquaintance, is either being extremely honest with me or lying about everything she says. »
11:45 A.M. — ACCOSTED AT DENNIS QUAID’S PODCAST STUDIO
« Quaid sits at his mic, frantically saying every word that begins with P he can think of.
“Pike’s Place, piss-ant, Postcards from the Edge!” he shrieks into the microphone and shakes his head. “It’s peaking hard.” »
10:56 A.M. — DELIVERING DELROY LINDO’S GAMESTOP PACKAGE
« I appreciate that Delroy Lindo is the sort of celebrity that orders packages under his real name, and answers the door himself. This is the authenticity I crave. This is why I love the movies. »
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