Connor Fitzpatrick

DARE TO BEAM :: My writing can be found in Swim Into The Sound, No Echo, and Stereo Embers Magazine

[Connor Fitzpatrick @CultOfCondor]

When people are talking about a band I don't like:

[Connor Fitzpatrick @CultOfCondor]

@MattPengilly @MatthewTheStoat I know that's right!

[Gary Gerould @ggerould]

What a CRAZY night for GS Valkyries as the rally back from a 16 point deficit to beat Dallas and advance to WNBA semifinals.
Huge challenge ahead as they face Las Vegas Aces.

[Connor Fitzpatrick @CultOfCondor]

@MattPengilly @SFGiants I'm emotional.

[beavisita @statueofcritic]

“pre-save” my ass. this better be on my phone when I wake up

[Saturn @SaturnDL_]

Yo this is frying me

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Gollum to Frodo right before stumbling off the edge into the lava:

[Adam Wilson @theleanover]

new National album just dropped

[patrick @redford]

It’s good the US Open rewards Californians for our pure hearts while punishing the dour indulgence of the East Coaster

[Connor Fitzpatrick @CultOfCondor]

@MattPengilly @dreadnaughtus I'm down.

[Gaddis's Ghostcoat @GhostTrenchcoat]

A rare photograph of Dolly Parton (RIP) with her favorite writer Roberto Bolaño.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

academics be like "i need this" and it's a pdf

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Animal Collective fans be like: yoooo this shit fire🔥🔥

[Connor Fitzpatrick @CultOfCondor]

@MattPengilly @stevehowey Yessir 😈

[Feral Heather, PhD @FeralHeather]

me applying to tenure-track jobs with everything going on in academia right now

[Sidd @javale_mcmeme]

The unambitious of this country yearn for Davis, California

[Connor Fitzpatrick @CultOfCondor]

@_KayTheLame_ @MattPengilly

[Connor Fitzpatrick @CultOfCondor]

@MattPengilly @NoContextHumans Hahaha yes.

[r @realtaydrid]

told everyone at work that i love watching tennis and they all looked at me like this