𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊

{{Gotham RP | Trans AU | CONTENT WARNING | 18+}}

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

“𝙸’𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜,”

𝘎𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘮/𝘋𝘊 𝘙𝘗

Jeremiah Valeska

𝘔𝘝|𝘔𝘚|18+

“𝙻𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎.”

♡ + ↺

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

…As long as it accompanies a home made soup, that will be acceptable.

[»»— Vengence @bforethebat]

. . . Grilled cheese?

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

I don’t recall. Truth be told, I’ve blocked most of it out.

[ᒍEᖇEᗰIᗩᕼ ᒍEᖇEᗰIᗩᕼ @sxmplyndsxnely]

They’re something uncle made… I made them better.

Or did you not have that?

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

Looking at his twin

(Jeremiah not Jerome. He doesn’t look at Jerome if he can help it)

Cabbage rolls? What on earth are those? They sound disastrous.

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

Will he now? What will he make?

[»»— Vengence @bforethebat]

Very well.

He’ll give Alfred the night off. And Bruce will cook.

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

He’d like to come to the manor. Privacy.

[»»— Vengence @bforethebat]

Then they should do dinner.

Does he want to go out or come to the manor?

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

Jeremiah has also… missed Bruce.

[»»— Vengence @bforethebat]

Touché.

But well.. he missed him.

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

Well, Jeremiah could say the same about Bruce.

[»»— Vengence @bforethebat]

Where is @CultStructurer? It’s not like him to go without contact… not to Bruce.

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

When I see it, perhaps.

Bit it won’t happen.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

You will care

Believe me

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

How about

I don’t care

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

Yet to be seen

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

More like

‘My boyfriend isn’t an idiot’

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

How’s it going to feel when you have to say

“Ick fucked my boyfriend”

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

A walking ick. I’m glad we finally found the best pronoun for you.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

Oh

I like that

He/It/Ick

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

More like ‘ick’

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

That’s ‘it’ to you 😤

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

Whatever he’s done in the past is his business.

/What/ ever.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

You’ve got a lot of confidence in the man who… well,

You aren’t the only one who’s seen his billionaire business let’s just say that ☺️

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

“I thought I’d give the Tomb Raider game a shot and raid this office, since you plan on dying in here.”

Approaching the desk, setting the drink he made for Bruce down on a coaster.

“You work too much,” leaning down to press a kiss to his black, mop hair.

[»»— Vengence @bforethebat]

His eyes flick up twice before it sets in who’s there. And he smiles.

“Jeremiah.” Eyes dart to the glasses. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

Nothing of the sort will happen.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

And if what happens, you don’t like?

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

You’re not.

I just want to see what happens.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

I just find it hard to believe you’re wanting this to happen.

Mr. ‘I have a backup plan for my backup plan’ himself.

Not accounting for the possibility that… I could be right.

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

I doubt it. But good luck.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

Oh he’ll notice.

And lemme tell you, it’ll be hard for him to want anything else afterwards 😌

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

Who knows, maybe he won’t notice

🤗

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

Maybe he’ll be so impressed he’ll just… not say anything 🤔

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

I didn’t say it would last a long time.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

Ugh lame.

He’ll notice as soon as he takes my pants off 🙄

[𝙹𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚊𝚑 𝚅𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚔𝚊 @CultStructurer]

You want Bruce?

…If he doesn’t call you out, you can continue with him. Until he notices.

[The ✨better✨ Valeska @laughlikeavirus]

For Bruce

Duh