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@giffgaff Will do!

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Hi @giffgaff I've just tried to activate a sim card I bought from you but I'm just going round in circles trying to log in. I foolishly tried to create a new email account with gmx to use as my contact email but that now isn't working and I'm stuck. Any suggestions?

[Spleeny Dotson @SpleenyDotson]

I feel like the fact that my 2013 photo "Discarded biscuit wrapper has had a nasty fall" has never gone viral, thus allowing it to create a meme, is evidence for either the non-existence of God, or proof that he hates nice things.

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@PeteGasLondon1 @weemoxy1 That's definitely Mark Steel irony. I even read it in his Mark Steel irony voice.

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@kearey_fred @PhilipProudfoot Hopefully less dickheadish than the posh boys do?

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@johntuckerart @Edd_Crawley2 ?

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@Robert_K_UK @SamuelKOfficial And please explain the bounce then slump if somehow Corbyn is supposed to be responsible for today's godawful polling.

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@Robert_K_UK @SamuelKOfficial Johnson's incompetence has killed one in every five hundred UK citizens. His government has spent a year being nakedly corrupt. Stop. Making. Excuses. Especially if they're the kind you wouldn't have accepted if they had been defending Corbyn.

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@Robert_K_UK @SamuelKOfficial How come it bounced hugely after Keir replaced him, then slumped to this after a year of Keir being Keir?

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@willwearswhat @SamuelKOfficial They thought that was the solution in 2015 which is why Corbyn won, because members HATED the swing to the right kind that all the other candidates were running with.

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@VivEllis5 @Ben_Jolly_9 If Left Twitter memes didn't manage to win Corbyn power in 2019 I don't think they can be blamed for Starmer slumping to 29% in the polls. But they are a useful vent for raging at a faction in the party that refused to work together to win power for the last five years.

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@Charpezz They need to separate the head and body to prevent him from rising again.

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@richpmilner They love that episode of Exporting Railways to India but try to talk to them about the Bengal Famine and they're all like "ThAt oNe nEvEr EvEn hApPeNed!!! AnD aNyWaY tHaT wAs tHe fAuLt of thE cAsTiNg dIrEcTOr!!!"" .

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@richpmilner It's weird how patchy a grasp of the canon most of these supposed fans have.

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@Charpezz As for the rest of our weekly readings, I think I may have forgotten what they were.

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@Charpezz Ah! He was my tutor for global journalism! Hello Scott, I finally read Eichmann in Jerusalem in 2016 and finally finished Hiroshima a week and a half ago.

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@ClientJournoExp I don't think they care as much about polling or winning as they say they do. A disastrous showing will be a chance for them to 'reflect'. And then immediately start attacking the left again, whose fault they'll intimate it is.

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@seanmorl Isn't this more or less what Colonel Gadaffi was saying as he was seized by a crowd intent on beating him to death?

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@FreeYorksRadio @JhNicky @NoelPCurry Thanks! We had a ball and hopefully added usefully to the canon (and made some lucrative merchandise opportunities - we'd definitely buy a screaming grass CD).