Cultured Beast

Artist / Writer and a fine, aromatic blend of fact, fiction and fantasy with just enough flavor to make life mildly amusing.

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You know you're tired when you go to put your keys down but you can't find them because they're hiding in your hand.

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Big brushes are easier to juggle, but slippery and messy when loaded with color.

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New brushes... Yum!

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If you're going to fail... Fail gloriously!

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There's just something about perfectly mixed paint... It's juicy and makes me salivate.

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... the drip, drip, drip of cadmium red.

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Morning coffee added to acrylic paint makes for an excited work of art.

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I am painting with a brush that smells like a dead rodent on the end of a stick.

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Every day is a perfect day to toss a bit of paint around.

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It's Fried, eh!

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Imagine impressive imaginary images.

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Draw your enemy. By the time you're done you'll be best friends. #drawyourenemy

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Paint, write, right paint, write and paint some more. Right.

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I feel like putting on my slippers and red sweater. I feel like Mr Rogers. Can you say...?

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And now for my next trick, ladies and gentlemen, to juggle these three brushes loaded with color

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Picking dust and stuff out of the brush I just dropped. Nice red spot on the floor now.

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What do you want in a work of art? What is important to you?

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Life may be short, but some days seem to go on forever.

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I am happy for... (Fill in the blank).

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The thug who punched a $10 Million Monet painting has been sentenced to 5 years in prison
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