culum retallick

a pro surfer

[culum retallick @CulumRetallick]

@Media58Bias This is crazy stuff ! There is war everywhere and still trying to divide us

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@FleurFitzsimons Please get across your job description! If you don’t understand numbers please walk on.

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@NewstalkZB Keep her on ! 120 million a month gone to who knows where ? No one can find it on a spread sheet. Labour = Union laughable still in the job this long under any government

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@kaiviti_cam @foundersam That’s an outstanding reply

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@FightMate $200

[𝐉𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬 @JordNZ]

Turn this round the other way and imagine if a Nat called a Minister in Ardern’s government “stupid”. And that is a big reason confidence in media is plummeting.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[culum retallick @CulumRetallick]

@davidfarrier Looks like you could be part of the problem not the solutions with that tweet.

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@SeanPlunket @ChantelleBakerr Com Sean, I love listening to you guys but never condone violence. No matter what side you are on!

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@ChantelleBakerr It doesn’t matter what side of the argument you are on. Never condone violence.

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@JeremyMcilvride That’s outstanding

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@Iromg @fifa Horrible take on things

[Winston Peters @winstonpeters]

The state has no place in people’s bedrooms - and biological males have no place in women’s sports.

Sport NZ has announced it is allowing transgender athletes to play in sports in the gender they identify as - they don’t need to even prove or justify their gender.

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@nzherald Yes as the PM thinks, he should be allowed to vote. 😳

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@NewshubPolitics Another fantastic PM word salad.

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@MatthewHootonNZ It’s crazy how a Bachelor of Arts of “finance” can influence the reserve bank to become a tree.

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@StuMorrisonNZ More wrap around services are doing a fantastic job with so low child poverty. Ticked her box’s.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

a classic breakdown of communication

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@SandeChin @nzherald Is he back drinking?