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My pc has a pussy.....

[Dissident Media @DissidentMedia]

POV: Your dad trying to fix anything electrical in the attic on a hot day.

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My name jeff

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Ive been wearing a condom for 400 years

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Waiting for the green man so i can cross the road

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Slamming my cock on the table multiple times at dinner

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playing tennis like a gay person

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Porn⚡️🔥

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The only thing keeping me alive is the sausage i put in my gunshot wound to stop the bleeding

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Eating the keys on my keyboard one by one like a selection of chocolates

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Why do they run from me when i have a juicy drop pop

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@CineCelebsPulse @TimSweeneyEpic this your daughter?

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Wanking my entire body off

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Im one of the people on #TheApprentice and im wanking in the boardroom. They wont find this account lol

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

A dead body was found outside this shop,police are looking for a cereal killer. Sorry could not resit repeating this.

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Remember: those bots trying to add /follow you are the spirits of your dead relatives. They are trying to contact you.

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My dick looks like augustus gloop

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One night stand with my wife of 7 years

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Using my 1 phone call in prison to join discord