📢 BRAT SOAP, COME GET YOUR BRAT SOAP 📢
I didn't sleep at all cause I was up writing this so if there's any mistakes - no there aren't.
this is for you, sin, hope you enjoy ❤️
cw: none that I can think of, really. just some light smut for breakfast.
PART 1, 20 tweets
Fake dating is FINE but fake hating is BETTER. “You’re the bane of my existence” in public but “You’re the reason I exist” in private. Snarky jabs as flirty foreplay. Secret kisses in dark corners. “We came out of the same room flushed and undone because we were ARGUING.”
I don't care how cliche or corny the "One Bed Trope" is... it'll forever be my favorite. Like imagine being a recruit with your Captain and you check into a HEAVILY booked motel and you find out theres only ONE BED?.... like *rubs lil hands together*
#soapghost nsfw telepathy, dubcon
Soap's hit with a curse that allows him to read minds temporarily, but the docs think it'll wear off soon.
It's fine, really, up until he's sucking on a pen during briefing one day, and he hears it.
"Fuck." A raspy, low voice, deep in his mind