Laura-Jayne

The carousel keeps on turning

[Laura-Jayne @CumberbatchMad]

Waiting for Sherlock to come on like:

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

I remember in my first week of uni, talking about my childhood poverty (meaning food parcels & hiding from the rent man) & somebody said they were once so poor as a kid they had to give up horse riding lessons.

This is very much that.

[James @ArthurlieKillie]

Andy after getting Buzz Lightyear

[katie🧃 @katiemedleyy]

What’s wrong Santa you’ve barely touched your Baileys and Omeprazole

[Scottish Widows @ScottishWidows]

Today, women retire with £123k less than men. Why is the gender pension gap still this big?

The gender pay gap, caring responsibilities and working patterns all impact women’s retirement savings. More here: https://t.co/KblqdXiWCH

#IWDPensionGap #StartTalkingPensions #IWD2023

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Would anyone in England, Wales, Scotland and Ireland be interested in a Sunny live show in the Spring? Asking for some friends looking to travel. Will work for food :) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇮🇪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 😎

[Emily Hewertson 🇬🇧 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @emilyhewertson]

I don’t care if you are a republican or despise the Royal Family.

To make vulgar comments about the Queen’s ill-health is totally inappropriate.

[b @knivess_sorrow]

Its gonna be 40° in the UK on monday and tuesday??

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.

[Charlotte Lynch @charlotterlynch]

Right to abortion overturned by the US Supreme Court. I feel sick. This is so so so so wrong

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

If this was Meghan’s kid the Mail & co would have wanted him in the Tower by teatime.

[alias @itsjustanx]

Still processing. #MultiverseOfMadness

[Laura-Jayne @CumberbatchMad]

d a m n 🥵 #DoctorStrange

[jane fonda's wife @streepsfonda]

pressing play on the last episodes of grace and frankie

[Nitro-Spidey @NitroSpidey]

twitter will never trick me into thinking Thor Ragnarok is a bad film

[megan @chismosavirus]

therapy is not enough. i need to fight my dad

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Despite overwhelming odds, 2022 somehow already more shit than 2021.