Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name)

Fictional Detective. Mysteries solved, dogs walked, organic honey £3.50, villains cuddled until they stop killing. I'm nice now! I feel feelings & it's AWFUL.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r It would take too long to explain.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r St James!

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Oh, you'll see.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r I have my methods.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r There are a lot of shops and parks in London, but we can try to narrow it down.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Full investigation of the scene where she was initially kidnapped, where she was released and we work out which route she was taken on in between.

We never went on that camping holiday, did we?

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Yeah, but I'm nice now so I learned his name.

*He sits with the patient, and tries his very best to be kind and patient*

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r *arrives* I thought we were calling him Greg, now?

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Text: oh, I like cases much more than you getting hurt. Almost there. SH

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Text: shit, are you hurt again? SH

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Sorry. Yes. I'll have a tea.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Yeah, she's sickeningly happy. Or at least as happy as one can be in America.

I'm really not hungry right now. It's fine.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r PREFER women, i said.

You know the woman married a lawyer in new york? I suppose I was an interesting enough pre-monogamy holiday.

I'm not hungry.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r John, I have lost everyone I've done that with, almost immediately. It doesn't help that I seem to attract people who prefer women. It must be my hair. Confuses them.

We can drop the subject, just, it troubles me.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Because, it makes us higher stakes. And it puts those stakes into something I have truly horrible experience in, and hardly ever enjoy. And, because you said i belittle you. It all points towards losing you, and I can't.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Besides saying I still insult you and make you feel small?

There's also the issue that you seem unsatisfied with our relationship having this current form. And, it's not like I haven't thought about what you seem to want. I think about it a lot. Just, it's... tricky. And risky.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Recovery, yes. And, I can afford it.

...I don't know if I'm "all right". You gave me a scare, there. And accidentally told me some hard truths.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r Absolutely not. This is recovery pasta.

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r You were in hospital for days! Just. Be careful. OK?

[Sherlock Danger Holmes (Danger's my middle name) @Cumberholmes]

@army_doct0r John, you are healing. Come on, now.