Tristan

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

“You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I sail up to the island to when I get to your cave. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there... I don't know much, but I know that."

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

Why are condoms so baggy

[Addicus Sappington @AddicusSapp]

Where to find condoms that aren’t so baggy google search

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Maybe It’s Me

[kayos @kayos_o]

She going in there with zero context brah #LAAAAARPPP

[k @kurtos]

a single peely skin could buy your country @argentina enjoy your make a wish cup

[iron impaler @edeh_o_o]

Nigga is in bronze talking about "you are trash" nigga WE ARE TRASH!!

[The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - GotY Edition @MorrowindGOTY]

no fucking way

[eve @csiirac]

people are dying from the #JerkOffAndKillYourselfChallenge

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When you buss quick and you hear shorty laughing and texting fast from the bathroom

[n @moneyspread]

just loaded up black ops 2 and went 7-45

[Brendan Tobin @Brendan_Tobin]

Bam Adebayo threw more punches in Vegas this weekend than Conor McGregor

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

they literally did this to a nigga in 2019 over a popeyes chicken sandwich

[Drake Hy @Hyderix]

Thought this black ops 2 shit would be like riding a bike. #chopped #fat #retarded

[Tristan @Cumlord4PF]

I’m on that good cushion alcohol

[Stacin Goins @LCyance]

You don't get no bitches playing soccer in America, that's a real issue that can't be fixed

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age